Posted on 09/03/2025 7:17:28 AM PDT by yesthatjallen
North Korea’s tubby tyrant Kim Jong Un traveled to China with his own private toilet designed to protect his DNA and any clues about his health, according to Japanese and South Korean intelligence — as his aides were also spotted meticulously cleaning the room where he met with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
The secretive lavatory was located on his green armored train that took him to Beijing on Tuesday for the country’s largest-ever military parade, marking the 80th anniversary of the end of World War II.
“The physical condition of the supreme leader has a major impact on the North Korean regime,” a South Korean intelligence official familiar with North Korean affairs explained to Nikkei Asia, a major Japan-based English-language news outlet.
“North Korea makes a particular effort to seal off anything related to that, such as hair and excrement.”
Meanwhile, Kremlin reporter Alexander Yunashev shared video of what appeared to be Kim’s attentive staff cleaning up the room after he had a two-and-a-half-hour sit-down with the Russian leader — in a further sign of the paranoia of the Pyongyang regime.
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This reminds me of a phrase from yesteryear ... “Keepin’ your s**t together.”
gotta love the “bottom line” in that headline about a toilet: Putin **sit-down**
NY Post for all its faults — great headlines.
He needs to keep his reptilian alien bloodline secret.
Lol.
Am I the only one who read that headline as his staff had to be sure to clean the toilet after Putin sat on it?
LOL, in a dystopian future where highly targeted weapons driven by AI and DNA analysis will sample the exhalations (or body excrement) for the correct DNA before killing their subject...it seems that either Putin or Kim Jong Un could be whacked erroneously!
Something for dictators to be concerned about, for certain!
“”Am I the only one who read that headline as his staff had to be sure to clean the toilet after Putin sat on it?””
Nope! Wondered if I would be the first so I read ALL the replies first....a first!
“Even paranoids have real enemies.” - Henry Kissinger...............
It certainly did evoke some interesting visualization!
Putin does this also, they have a special suitcase to collect and keep his waste in when he travels
It was brought up when he visited Trump in Alaska. I guess it makes sense for leaders from those type of countrrs in that they don’t want anyone to know if their health is failing that could be used against them at home or abroad
I’m sure China already has his DNA.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to steal Kim Jong Un’s excrement.
All much as the Kim regime is a total hellish nightmare for the people of North Korea, Kim’s existence has to have its own nightmarish elements. Not that I care at all.
I remember when Nikita Khrushchev visited the US about 65 years or so ago. The CIA managed to get a good sample after he used the hotel toilet.
that is beautiful work!
and how fantastic it is that 2 headlines down is a story about how the NYC mayor wants to hire 1,000 more cops — although just a little bit late to help the tavern owner
Kim was taking no chances for getting the cooties from Putin.
He also knows that China is the center for all new deadly viruses that kill people around the world.
But, that part about protecting his DNA? Who the heck would want to examine the DNA of such an ugly and dumb person? The DNA from a monkey is superior to Kim’s.
The N.Koreans have to be the stupidest people in the world for allowing such a cretin to rule over them.
It seems all poo are equal but some poo are more equal than others!
Somehow, this sounds like a mission tailor-made for Mr. Bean. Or possibly Frank Drebin.
LOL!
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