Posted on 05/31/2025 11:31:52 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
Democrats launch $20 million quest to win over male voters by studying liberal men in their native habitats.
The New York Times, a former newspaper, has obtained a document from the Democrat party outlining their plan to spend $20 million in an effort to win back male voters. The effort is being hailed as a continuation of the great Democrat tradition of wasting money without even beginning to solve a problem created by their own stupid ideas.
The document, entitled “How to Make Toxic Men Love Us Even As we Castrate their Sons and Turn Their Women into Fractious Whores,” includes a collection of ideas from a diverse committee of women, black women, men pretending to be black women and feminists who are sort of like women only feminist. The effort is being hailed as a continuation of the great Democrat tradition of forming committees on the basis of diversity and thus laying the groundwork for a hilarious catastrophe that was predictable to everyone except a diverse committee.
To add an international flavor to the committee, the Democrats reached out to French President Emmanuel Macron, who said, “I think in order to properly study men, we need to…” But he couldn’t finish, because his wife smacked him in the face.
At the heart of the Democrat’s effort is an attempt to learn how to speak to potential male voters by studying liberal men in their native habitats, like gay bars and the ballet. This attempt comes on the heels of the failed presidential campaign of what’s-her-name, that cackling semi-black girl, who chose Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate because of his ability to code-switch from talking like a homosexual serial killer to talking like a homosexual serial killer trying to sound like a regular guy.
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LOL! Yes that is Tim Walz.
Someone who doesnt care what a woman thinks a man is.
Women dont define themselves by what men think a woman is, I mean look at the current state of womankind to see that.
Men dont define themselves by what women think men should be. In the case of women its just a manipulative wish list of what they want men to do for them.
The old saying: "Men marry women hoping they'll never change. Women marry men hoping they can change them. Both are sorely disappointed."
Wait…if the dumprats don’t know what a woman is…. how can they ever know what a man is either?
Good one.
Also a man comes to resent it when they find out a woman sees him as a rehabilitation project.
I watched this on YT this AM. Hilarious!
The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop- dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Superb.
No, no, no. You’ve never been a boy, huh?
Recall when Mom got fed up with your messy room and demanded you clean it up.
So, you “maliciously comply”.. Yah meet the letter of the order, but fudge on every comma, participle, etc. Always look like you are moving inthe right direction but never making any progress. Dad laughs and gets to sleep on the couch.
RE: No, no, no. You’ve never been a boy, huh?
In my case my mother was a mean drunk style alcoholic, abusive psychologically to me and was the man hating narcissist who forced my WWII combat veteran father to grudgingly accept a divorce when I was in 3rd grade. She married twice more later, blaming each man for not being good enough.
He had a metal plate in his skull after being hit by a shell fragment in a battle in the Philippines. He never accepted any aid and was able to work all his life.
I fully believe God by His Grace gave me the ability to be a man who could love a woman, my dear wife who died three years ago after a happy 1973-2022 life together.
I know many men can’t survive the harm by their mothers and end up aloof and uncommunicative shells.
Never once did Mrs. Chandler strike me, nor I her. The closest we came was when I was being particularly annoying and she threw a pancake at me, striking me in the chest.
Ask her why she physically beats on her husband!
“”” she threw a pancake at me, striking me in the chest.””
That sounds like assault with (pancake) batter to me.
Don’t post stuff like this I laughed so hard I spilt my beer
Very true. :)
Well, LOL me too!
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