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Don’t Fall in Love With Fetterman
Townhall.com ^ | 6 Feburary A.D. 2025 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 02/06/2025 8:33:56 AM PST by lightman

Back about a million years ago, long before I got with the hot wife, I was dating this very nice girl who asked me, shyly and with some hesitation, if I would take her to Outback Steakhouse. I was planning on taking her someplace very expensive, but Outback Steakhouse? Cool – when I was a kid, the Outback Steakhouse of the ‘70s, Sizzler, was a family treat. I could get a blooming onion and save a few bucks – a win-win! So, I took her to Outback Steakhouse and she loved it. She was in heaven. She was a lot like the Republican Party – the world’s cheapest date.

Which brings us to the case of John Fetterman and the occasional Democrats who we Republicans swoon over because they are not completely insane and they don’t seem to hate us. That’s enough to make some of us swoon.

The current Republican infatuation with John Fetterman is just that – an infatuation. Infatuations are neither reasonable nor rational. They’re emotional, and we Republicans tend to get emotional about this kind of rare Democrat. But we shouldn’t be emotional. The guy is a leftist. He’s a very dedicated progressive who believes in a lot of stuff we don’t believe in. But he does agree with us on some issues, and they tend to be sensible stuff – especially since he has recovered from his health issues. He thinks it’s probably a good idea to send illegal alien rapists and murderers back to their Third World hellholes. Outside of Washington, DC, this is not controversial. Inside Washington, DC, you can get over 150 Democrats to vote against the idea. He also sides with Israel over the semi-humans of Hamas. Again, opposing these particular rapists and murderers is not controversial beyond the Beltway, only inside it and in the deep recesses of the blue cities and college campuses. His embrace of these concepts shows a baseline of sanity that you don’t see with regular Democrats, though he also goes in for trans nuttiness, DEI, and the redistribution of the means of production to the workers.

But such sporadic demonstrations of sanity are not the real reason for his exaggerated popularity on the right. The Shrekian senator is not only unusual because of his bizarre athleisure attire and sassy cartoon donkey pal but because he doesn’t seem to hate our guts.

It’s not that he’s not pugnacious. He’ll throw a punch, and those punches hurt when you’re that big. But when you listen to the guy, he doesn’t drip with utter contempt for people on the other side of the aisle. In this way, he is similar to Tulsi Gabbard, who was another far-left Democrat progressive who became popular with Republicans initially because she not only questioned some of her party’s more far-out stances but because she didn’t seem to hate Republicans. Tulsi made the leap, though her past – as of this writing – may keep her from Trump’s cabinet. But the genesis of her acceptance by the GOP base was simply not hating us.

Fetterman shouldn’t hate Republicans, if only because it’s not smart politics. He’s a politician and a pretty savvy one. If you remember, he decisively won a tough race against Dr. Oz, a big TV star who looked pretty good on paper. Pennsylvania is purple, but it is starting to turn red. It’s going to be substantially more scarlet when Fetterman has to run for reelection in 2028. And 2028 is an election year where you’re likely to have, if the last two weeks are any indication, a very popular and successful Vice President JD Vance running on the same ballot for president. Pennsylvania is going to get a lot of attention, and the smart play to keep his job is to not alienate anyone he doesn’t have to alienate.

But that doesn’t excuse Republicans for viewing this guy with rose-colored glasses. We’ve got to stop thinking with our hearts and start thinking with our heads. The great Salena Zito, one of the few mainstream reporters who actually reports from the United States of America and who knows Pennsylvania better than anyone else, insists that he’s not a fanatical progressive. His record bears that out. He’s no AOC, but in the big picture, he’s still sitting there near the left edge of the frame.

Yet, some ever-hopeful Republicans hint that maybe John Fetterman will jump across the aisle and change his party affiliation to Republican. That’s simply delusional. There’s just no way. We mistake the fact that he doesn’t reflexively try to scratch our eyes out like a Tammy Duckworth or scalp us like Big Chief Warren as evidence that he wants to give us a big hug and embrace our entire agenda. He doesn’t. And he’s never going to.

Instead, he may evolve into a Joe Manchin Lite, a Democrat red-state senator who occasionally tosses a vote in with the Republicans but never when it really matters. When it’s serious, when it’s going to actually affect something important, he will be right there with Chuck Schumer. Yes, he will get on Twitter and tweak the Palestinian Pals Caucus. No, he’s not going to go down with the ship on the more insane aspects of the pro-illegal alien agenda, like refusing to send rapists and murderers home. His constituents at home would not appreciate him being a radical. He knows his voters, and he will vote the way his voters want when he can. But other than the occasional iconoclasm, this guy is as reliable a Democrat vote as any of them.

We Republicans need to friendzone Fetterman, not fall in love with him. Flirt, but that’s it. We need to understand the nature of our relationship. He’s an opponent, not an ally. To the extent he’s friendly to us, we should be friendly to him because it’s generally better to be friendly than unfriendly, but we shouldn’t fool ourselves that the fact that every interaction with him doesn’t involve him dripping with contempt that we dare to exist means he’s our buddy. We can and should co-exist with him, joining with him, when possible, to push our agenda right up until we can field a Republican candidate to take his seat. We can do better than a blooming onion at the political Outback Steakhouse.


TOPICS: Editorial; Government; Politics/Elections; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: bloggers; bluedog; fetterman; fetternan; kurtschlichter; pennsylvania; salenazito
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1 posted on 02/06/2025 8:33:56 AM PST by lightman
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To: fatima; Fresh Wind; st.eqed; xsmommy; House Atreides; Nowhere Man; PaulZe; brityank; Physicist; ...

Pennsylvania Ping!

Please ping me with articles of interest.

FReepmail me to be added to the list.

Don't blame me: I voted for Oz!

2 posted on 02/06/2025 8:35:45 AM PST by lightman (Beat the Philly fraud machine the Amish did onest, ja? Nein, zweimal they did already!)
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To: lightman

I don’t know anyone in love with any politico Kurt. Cringeworthy.

Trump will work with anyone sincere. Nothing wrong with that if we get a vote and get our way.


3 posted on 02/06/2025 8:40:30 AM PST by TornadoAlley3 ( I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee)
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To: lightman

Seriously, how could anyone fall in love with Uncle Fester?


4 posted on 02/06/2025 8:40:48 AM PST by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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To: lightman

Yes, I have learned to never fall too enamored with any Democrat, because they are rarely honest about anything.


5 posted on 02/06/2025 8:42:44 AM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: lightman

Kurt Schlicter

This dude has a "hot wife"? What the hell did I do wrong.

6 posted on 02/06/2025 8:43:05 AM PST by 4Runner (Watch. Wallet. Gun. Right foot! Left foot! Sweet Liberty Valens! Thank God for Guns! --Denny Crane)
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To: Dr. Franklin

Fetterman is the best evidence we have that shape-shifting lizard aliens in bio-mechanical skin suits live among us.


7 posted on 02/06/2025 8:44:40 AM PST by PGR88
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To: TornadoAlley3

Good advice. Not just in politics but most aspects of life as well.

You can’t seriously expect 100% agreement with anyone on every issue.
Gather your allies when and where you can.


8 posted on 02/06/2025 8:45:41 AM PST by sjmjax
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To: lightman

Fetterman is a Fake Moderate.
Just like Joe Manchin was a Fake Moderate.


9 posted on 02/06/2025 8:46:09 AM PST by tennmountainman ( (“Less propaganda would be appreciated.” JimRob 12-2-2023 DITTO)
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To: lightman

Him and Bill Maher. One word of common sense uttered from a raving lunatic progressive and “conservatives” trip over themselves trying to claim there was some great revival from the democrats. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. EVER. They are chameleons. It is just another weapon in their arsenal of lies.


10 posted on 02/06/2025 8:47:42 AM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: lightman

Hey Kurt, you mean I need to stay faithful to the good ol’ GOP, no matter what?

Given they haven’t done jack sh*t to corral the madness that’s finally being revealed by some outsiders actually interested in the truth?

There’s going to be enough RINOs and faithless GOP falling in the trench with the Democrats - that seems to be a certainty.


11 posted on 02/06/2025 8:48:18 AM PST by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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To: larrytown

Was thinking just that, we don’t need no steekin’ additions to the GOPe, hoping he never ‘switches’ parties.


12 posted on 02/06/2025 8:50:47 AM PST by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: lightman

The GOP doesn’t have to—and shouldn’t be—in love with Fetterman, nor should we forgo running a credible candidate against him, but as long as he’s in there, if we can use him to win a vote or two, we might as well treat him as our side’s Murkowski.


13 posted on 02/06/2025 8:53:31 AM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: lightman

Fetterman moved a bit to the right and Trump for exactly two reasons. Trump and McCormick won Pennsylvania.
At least Fetterman is competent enough to figure that out.
Also, the guy who chased down an innocent black man with a shotgun is no more progressive than you, me, Pelosi and Schumer. It’s all an act with these politicians.


14 posted on 02/06/2025 8:53:56 AM PST by Williams (Thank God for the election of President Trump!)
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To: lightman

In love, no, but I appreciate the times he makes sense and votes the right way.


15 posted on 02/06/2025 8:57:43 AM PST by quilterdebbie (We will endeavor to persevere!)
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To: lightman

Good points by Schlichter


16 posted on 02/06/2025 8:58:20 AM PST by marktwain
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To: lightman
Don’t Fall in Love With Fetterman

Cause he votes with Schumer 93% of the time?

17 posted on 02/06/2025 9:01:21 AM PST by tlozo
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To: TornadoAlley3

Yep.
Not a problem.


18 posted on 02/06/2025 9:02:04 AM PST by MotorCityBuck (Keep the change, you are filthy animal! )
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To: lightman

just enjoy the schadenfruede of watching

fetterman poking the left in the eye


19 posted on 02/06/2025 9:04:49 AM PST by joshua c
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To: lightman

What happened with “Outback” girl?


20 posted on 02/06/2025 9:04:57 AM PST by Farmerbob
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