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Judge reassigned after texting ‘My First Ankle Monitor’ gag to another judge
CWB Chicago ^

Posted on 01/14/2025 8:29:28 PM PST by TigerClaws

CHICAGO — A Cook County judge elected in 2024 to her first six-year term has been reassigned after circulating an image of a fake toy called “My First Ankle Monitor” that included a rendering of a Black toddler wearing an electronic monitoring bracelet.

“My husband’s idea of Christmas humor,” Judge Caroline Glennon-Goodman wrote in a text that she allegedly circulated to another member of the judiciary by mistake. The image was taken from a TikTok video.

Glennon-Goodman has been assigned a pretrial courtroom at 26th and California since April 2024, where she ruled on detention petitions and set conditions of release for people newly accused of crimes. She was a Cook County assistant public defender from 1997 until last year and handled murder cases for nearly two decades.

Chief Judge Timothy Evans reassigned Glennon-Goodman on Friday.

Injustice Watch first reported on the incident, saying Glennon-Goodman had told a confidant that “the message was intended for a close friend and was instead mistakenly sent to a fellow judge with the same first name.”

Glennon-Goodman was the second most lenient of the pretrial division’s nine judges when considering detention petitions. CWBChicago found last year that she rejected nearly half of all detention requests, while the pretrial division approved about 66% of such petitions overall.

Court workers have been told that a former Cook County state’s attorney, who won a judgeship during the same election cycle as Glennon-Goodman, will be taking her place in the pretrial division.


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Illinois
KEYWORDS: anklemonitor; carolineglennon; carolinegoodman; chicago; cookcounty; glennongoodman; illinois; myfirstanklemonitor; tiktok
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1 posted on 01/14/2025 8:29:28 PM PST by TigerClaws
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To: TigerClaws

Black humor.


2 posted on 01/14/2025 8:35:33 PM PST by lightman (Beat the Philly fraud machine the Amish did onest, ja? Nein, zweimal they did already!)
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To: TigerClaws

The senior Judge Timothy Evans, probably doesn’t like this new Judge anyway. Re-assignment should not have been necessary. Why not just counsel her in private?
I thought it was a funny joke, but then, I’m not a judge.


3 posted on 01/14/2025 8:37:37 PM PST by lee martell
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4 posted on 01/14/2025 8:43:52 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: lightman

In this case, quite literally.


5 posted on 01/14/2025 8:44:22 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: BenLurkin

Is that a real toy or is it AI photoshopped?


6 posted on 01/14/2025 8:45:53 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: lee martell

Many “judges” aren’t judges.

“Wetback Cur” Merchan, Arthur Engmoron and Lewis A. Kaplan are good examples of the dogsqueeze that pretend to be judges.


7 posted on 01/14/2025 8:46:15 PM PST by kiryandil (No one in AZ that voted for Trump voted for Gallego )
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To: No name given

Dark Vader approves!


8 posted on 01/14/2025 8:46:41 PM PST by lightman (Beat the Philly fraud machine the Amish did onest, ja? Nein, zweimal they did already!)
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9 posted on 01/14/2025 8:47:50 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

She looks pretty stupid.


10 posted on 01/14/2025 8:49:09 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

How to address a lawyer with half a brain?

“Your Honor”


11 posted on 01/14/2025 8:50:45 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: TigerClaws

I miss the old days when you could tell a joke to a friend and not be crucified for it.


12 posted on 01/14/2025 8:54:00 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: BenLurkin

Truth is hate to people who hate truth.

13 posted on 01/14/2025 8:56:01 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: lee martell
Very funny joke! Wouldn't be funny if it weren't so true.

14 posted on 01/14/2025 9:02:50 PM PST by Governor Dinwiddie ( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and His mercy endureth forever. — Psalm 106)
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To: BenLurkin

“Counse half a lor”


15 posted on 01/14/2025 9:05:32 PM PST by lightman (Beat the Philly fraud machine the Amish did onest, ja? Nein, zweimal they did already!)
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To: BenLurkin

Kinda like members of Congress in that the kind of people who really want those positions are actually the last ones you’d really want to have them.


16 posted on 01/14/2025 9:06:05 PM PST by bigbob (Yes. We ARE going back!)
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To: dfwgator

Far too stupid to be a judge. On the other hand, this is in Cook County, Illinois, one of the bluest areas in the country, so it’s not so surprising she’s a judge.


17 posted on 01/14/2025 9:08:02 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Correct.


18 posted on 01/14/2025 9:08:16 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: bigbob

Indeed.


19 posted on 01/14/2025 9:08:56 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: dfwgator

>> She looks pretty stupid.

She looks kinda “linebacker” too. If you know what I mean.


20 posted on 01/14/2025 9:17:04 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Hope, as a righteous product of properly aligned Faith, IS in fact a strategy.)
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