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[Satire] Allegedly, Trump, Musk Headed to Fresno, California to meet with Jim Robinson (Freepathon)
FR Vanity | 12/18/2024 | Specious Rumormonger

Posted on 12/17/2024 6:23:34 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance

Fresh back from Paris and holding his first major news conference since winning the November 5 election, President-Elect Trump has reportedly revealed plans to travel to Fresno, California to wrap up the current Freepathon.

A highly placed FReeper reports a moose told his sister that it is possible that maybe, President-Elect Trump and Elon Musk could someday head to Fresno, to donate to FreeRepublic.

Any actual or hypothetical double-secret meeting might occur at an undisclosed pizza parlor.

They want to meet Jim personally instead of sending in their monthly support the usual way, via school-bus-sized electric drone delivery.

Hey, it COULD happen!

Meanwhile, how since you’re here now, how about a special donation? Let’s all dig a little deeper.

THIS JUST IN: For every donation to FR, Elon Musk will launch one former government employee to Mars, where they can’t vote or meddle in our elections.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: freepathon; iwbg
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CNN was allegedly quick to allegedly denounce the alleged rumor.
1 posted on 12/17/2024 6:23:34 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

If Babylon Bee picks this up, then the ‘Fact Checkers’ (LOL) will get to work and note that Musk doesn’t (yet) have the capability to send people to Mars.

Well, why wouldn’t they pick it up - they do with stories even more off-the-wall than this.


2 posted on 12/17/2024 6:27:49 AM PST by BobL
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To: donaldtrump

You are late dude.


3 posted on 12/17/2024 6:28:55 AM PST by DAVEY CROCKETT (John 16:33 In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world)
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To: Lazamataz

Ping, this is pretty good! Heh


4 posted on 12/17/2024 6:32:03 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Jim Robinson; John Robinson; Chris Robinson; Ezekiel; Lady Jag; Mama_Bear

Latest News ping!


5 posted on 12/17/2024 6:33:44 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

This could be Hugh and Series!

Oh, the Huge Manatee!

Bring on the Viking Kitties!


6 posted on 12/17/2024 6:34:20 AM PST by Dacula
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; humblegunner

I’ve heard that if you pimp your OWN blog as clickbait, and don’t donate, you’re wrong! We’ll have to see if gunner is available to comment.


7 posted on 12/17/2024 6:34:36 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Larry Lucido

Thankfully not.


8 posted on 12/17/2024 6:36:09 AM PST by sauropod ("You didn't take a country. You only won a football game!" - Dan Dakich Ne supra crepidam)
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To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...

well, they SHOULD visit Jim Robinson !!


9 posted on 12/17/2024 6:40:30 AM PST by bitt (<img src=' 'width=30%>)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Lol. this is great! Now I am presented with a mystery to try and solve. I love it! My bet is Laz...


10 posted on 12/17/2024 6:47:09 AM PST by Openurmind
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To: Dacula

https://freerepublic.com/tag/vikingkitty/index


11 posted on 12/17/2024 6:47:13 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

LOL! That was great! :)

I’m a Monthly and have already sent in some extra. When ‘Uncle Sugar’ comes through end of month, I’ll send a bit more.


12 posted on 12/17/2024 6:51:53 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Openurmind; Lazamataz; Larry Lucido; bitt; Ezekiel

I’ll give you a clue. It wasn’t Laz. It was planted here by Deep Pizza.


Here’s your smoking gun, er, cannoli:

“Any actual or hypothetical double-secret meeting might occur at an undisclosed pizza parlor.”


13 posted on 12/17/2024 6:53:19 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

And don’t forget 10% for the Big Guy.

No, wait, we fired him. Never mind. ;^)


14 posted on 12/17/2024 6:56:07 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Well that didn’t help me much... lol


15 posted on 12/17/2024 6:58:32 AM PST by Openurmind
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

And about damn time too!!!


16 posted on 12/17/2024 6:59:03 AM PST by montag813
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

I lost count of the “alleged” “allegations.”


17 posted on 12/17/2024 6:59:42 AM PST by Freeleesy
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Given the rumblings about possible terrorism, missing nuclear materials and massive drone sightings ... body doubles of Trump, Musk and Robinson will actually attend the meeting.


18 posted on 12/17/2024 7:05:32 AM PST by plain talk
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; Openurmind; Lazamataz; bitt; Ezekiel

I used to have a cannoli shop. Folks would always leave a gun and then take their cannoli.


19 posted on 12/17/2024 7:10:01 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: BobL

Musk doesn’t (yet) have the capability to send people to Mars.



We have newly-recycled giant drones. Big as school buses.
A steam catapult might get them up to escape velocity.

Maybe we need to discuss this with the Navy. At the moment, we have a couple of underutilized Aircraft Carriers.


20 posted on 12/17/2024 7:17:53 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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