New Yorker turned ISIS recruiter — nicknamed ‘Umm Nuteella’ — faces 70 years in prison after judge tosses ‘shockingly low’ sentence

Nypost ^ | 12/12/2024 | Kyle Schnitzer

[ChicagoConservative27]

A New Yorker-turned-ISIS recruiter nicknamed “Umm Nuteella” faces up to 70 years in prison after an appeals court tossed her initial “shockingly low” 48-month sentence for boosting the terror organization.

Sinmyah Ceasar, 29, allegedly continued to chat with terrorist contacts — and even solicited money to help an ISIS supporter — while she was out on supervised release following her release from lockup, Brooklyn federal prosecutors said.

“There is simply no other terrorism defendant who compares to the defendant’s history of recidivism, and her persistence and consistency in disobeying the lawful authority of the Court,” the feds wrote in a memo ahead of her upcoming re-sentencing.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Umm nuteella??? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Zathras]

Yep and Yep.
No surprises but the name matches the face.

[MoochPooch]

Looks like she eats a lot of it.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Lmao 🤣

[Repeat Offender]

Kill it.

[BobL]

“What an ugly fat-faced pig of a bitch.”

Look at her ingredients list: Sugar, palm oil, Hazelnuts (13%), Skimmed milk powder (8.7%), Fat-reduced cocoa (7.4%), Emulsifier: lecithin (soya), vanillin.

She never had a chance.

[Right Wing Vegan]

But she’s above average on the ISIS Dating App.

[heartwood]

Mother of Nuteela. Traditional Arab honorific, naming parent for first born son.

A New Yorker. Did we grow this one ourselves, or was she foisted uponus?

[samiam5]

Now you know why they are required to cover their faces.

[ViLaLuz]

She’s got a whole jar’s worth stored in her cheeks for winter.

[Smellin Salt]

She doesn’t score higher than the camels and goats

[Chode]

[Bikkuri]

Damn, is that even human?!

[Kudsman]

Hahaha. Nutella. How original. Why not Fluff? It looks rather bloated underneath those sheets.

[ByteMercenary]

70 years? Why do the taxpayers have to provide 3 hots and a cot for 70 years? As she is technically a traitor, why is a Hemp and Branch party not on the menu?

[Right Wing Vegan]

She doesn’t score higher than the camels and goats

Lolz true. But they're in such high demand they seldom need apps to find partners.

[No name given]

I’m not so sure she’s even biologically female.

[No name given]

That’s a man, baby!