Posted on 11/10/2024 3:13:11 PM PST by DFG
A company is offering a four-year-long cruise for customers looking to escape the upcoming Donald Trump presidency.
Villa Vie Residences, based in Florida, announced the new 'Skip Forward' excursions this past Thursday - hours after Trump's second stint in office was solidified with an electoral win.
Aside from spanning years, the journey will take ticketholders to all seven continents - with an Antarctic sail-by and an eight day trip down the Amazon River.
If four years seems a bit too long, the company also offers one-, two-, and three-year packages - distinguished by names like 'Escape from Reality' and 'Everywhere but Home'.
The two-year option is bitingly billed as the 'Mid-Term Selection' package - a reference to how, by then, the citizens who will be casting ballots for their states' governor, seats in the House, and the Senate. Tickets start at around $40,000 a year, with price fluctuations based on occupancy and length of voyage.
'A perfect Circumnavigation is different for every resident as we pick up new adventurers along the way in every port' said Mikael Petterson, Chief Executive Officer of Villa Vie.
'With over 425 ports across 140 countries, each circumnavigation presents an unprecedented opportunity to discover the world from their floating home with ever-changing backyards,' the company added in an accompanying press release.
Residents setting out on the all-inclusive voyage will also have the ability to start their journey at any port pegged as a stop on the lengthy adventure, organizers stated - adding how the price of your ticket also includes food and drinks.
A fitness center and spa also awaits those willing to partake - though expect to pay a premium for such a journey, whether it be one of four full years.
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Yeah, I would love to live in a semi- studio apartment on a cruise ship for four years. Not!
Probably worth noting all the single women will not be having relations with any of the men on board out of strict adherance to their 4B code.
“We’ll be sailing to manly ports like Key West…Mykonos…San Francisco…”
A floating insane asylum. No thanks.
The reasoning is silly, but the marketing is clever.
They will probably sell quite a few of those Cruise Packages. Now is the time for such an offer. Before Xmas spending. Sold with strict rules about refunds. You would likely never get 100% of your money back, should you change your mind.
So, JD Vance is their president?
Yes, but what if you were trying to escape from literally Hitler?!? 😄
Something tells me this is not going to end well!
Next thing you know the illegals will be self-deporting to Canada.
Four years? Maybe you could just dump ‘em in South or Central America and come back for more.
It could be very profitable.
Reminds me of the cruise company who sold tickets for a year long world cruise and then went bankrupt….
But imagine being stuck on board a ship with trannies, pedos and atheists. No thanks!!
A pair of buyers for the 3.5-year trip - Bonny Kelter, 66, and 69-year-old Jenny Phenix - were booted from the boat in September because of ‘continuous complaints and negativity,’ cruise company correspondence reviewed by Business Insider claimed.
‘They didn’t just complain, they outright threatened with media unless they get what they want,’ Petterson, the founder of the firm, told the website in an email.
Now that would be an interesting trip for a MAGA influencer to go on and spend four years re-educating the lost souls.
Just think of the stories they could tell about the other passengers.
Kamala is free. I wonder if she is going?
Trudeau brought in enough Leeches to last 50 years and there’s no room left ,LOL
Lot of cruise companies offer year long cruises. There are people who live year round on ships. Your meals,cleaning etc. is included and a lot of ships have their own medical staff onboard.
I hope they don’t bypass the Gulf of Aden. A Somali welcome is an unforgettable experience.
Can you picture a ship full of “Karens”....holy bleep! The women from The View should set an example and go on board for a 4 year cruise!
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