[DoodleBob]

I believe there is more to all of these stories about Dems being shocked, shocked I tell you, at President Phlegm’s debate implosion.

And it helps to think in terms of Monty Python’s Dead Parrot Sketch.

True, Bidet usually rises to the occasion when he’s angry and full of hate. But everyone knew there was a bigly chance he’d unravel even if you ran 10,000 volts thru him.

For YEARS they’ve misdirected, lied, and harassed anyone pointing out Bidet’s mental defects. “He stutters…”. “Hey, Trump stumbles and gets names wrong, too…”. “He’s pining for the fjords.”

Rather than face the heat and daggers accompanying the “how in the Wide World of Sports did you NOT see this possible outcome?” commentary, they are hoping the splatter from demanding a replacement and throwing Bidet under the bus blinds people to their complicity in selling us a parrot that’s stone dead.

These people would sell their dead Mom for power. And they’ve been caught. This is glorious.

[Chode]

[Diana in Wisconsin]

America, HERSELF has been ‘pining for the fjords’ since Brandon was selected!

Hard to believe that these ‘diplomats’ are JUST now noticing this? I can imagine their jobs are exponentially harder when we have a Socialist Democrat in office. Ugh!

Nice to see CNN ‘reporting’ these reactions (fake news or not) for all to see, though! First bit of real journalism they’ve done in DECADES.