I highly recommend a summer vacation to my adopted hometown of Toadsuck, Arkansas!
Go to Lulu’s Laundromat And Pet Grooming Parlor and get an icy cold Coca Cola right out of the vending machine!
Get some sticks and go to the river and throw them in and have stick races! Winner gets first turn in the tree swing at Old Man Gransby’s place!
I have actually been to Toad Suck, have you?