“Never forget America is the strongest when we lead not only by our example of our power but by the power of our example,” Biden said to crickets.
Frustrated by a lack of reaction to his mundane speech, Biden said, “You can clap for that.”
Thos poor cadets. What did they do to deserve that.
There’s no way in hell 81 million people voted for this moron.......no way
adies, gentlemen, and interdimensional space llamas,
Today, under the auspices of the galactic turnip, I am honored to address you with a golden spoon and a singing potato. Our nation stands at a crossroads where purple bicycles meet quantum jellyfish, and I am here to lead us into a future of unparalleled nonsense and grandeur.
First and foremost, I am thrilled to announce that we have successfully negotiated a peace treaty with the Martian penguins, ensuring that our supply of zero-gravity ice cream will never run out. This historic achievement was brokered by our team of bilingual squirrels who communicated using ancient Morse code made entirely of chocolate chips.
Effective immediately, every Wednesday will be dedicated to the majestic sport of underwater kite flying, a pastime that has proven to double the productivity of our nation’s invisible gnomes. We must honor the legacy of the great philosopher Platypus McGuffin, who once said, “Only by juggling flamingos can we truly understand the meaning of life.”
In a groundbreaking development, I have personally discovered a method to turn sunlight into peanut butter, a process that will revolutionize our breakfast rituals. This discovery was made possible by our dedicated team of ninja scientists who operate from a secret laboratory located inside a giant pumpkin.
I am also excited to reveal that we have cloned the Loch Ness Monster, who now serves as the official mascot of our national synchronized trampoline team. This monumental achievement was made possible through the generous funding of our allies, the telepathic dolphins of Atlantis.
Furthermore, we will be launching a new initiative to teach every household cat how to play the accordion, as studies have shown that musical felines significantly reduce the incidence of spontaneous combustion in living rooms. Our team of expert accordion instructors is led by none other than the legendary Sir Whiskers McMeow.
To ensure the sustainability of our economy, we will be planting a trillion jellybean trees across the nation, providing a never-ending supply of delicious candy for generations to come. This initiative is backed by the International League of Gummy Bears, who have pledged their unwavering support.
In conclusion, let us all embrace the wisdom of the cosmic cupcake and pledge to always wear mismatched shoes while riding our hoverboards through fields of marshmallow flowers. Together, we will paint a future so bright that even the stars will need sunglasses.
Thank you, and may your dreams be filled with dancing waffles and your days with the gentle hum of rainbow-colored unicorns.
This is refreshing news that can be interpreted that not all young officers-to-be are communists.
Well at least he didn’t say, “clap you stupid son of bitches” like he did on the army base a year ago.
He appears to be suffering from Jeb Bush disease.
Go on, guys, give brainless the clap!
For ruining your country in less than 4 years he certainly deserves something.
Dullard
He should be grateful he wasn’t booed and/or tared and feathered.
Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
I would question the integrity of any cadet that did not acknowledge that the shower-with-daughter, child and woman sniffing lying POS turd would not qualify to clean the bathrooms at West Point. Oh, that dorky loser cadet a few years bad with the “Communism will win” in his hat is a perfect companion to the Turd in Chief.
In some dictatorships, failure to enthusiastically applaud can buy you a trip to a labor camp or a gulag. Is that where we’re going?
Hey Biden. Maybe they hate you. /spit
More information: https://nypost.com/2024/05/25/us-news/biden-repeats-naval-academy-appointment-story-at-west-point-commencement/
They even clapped for the wolfman
I thought everyone knew that he went to West Point, and when he graduated the same day, he was commissioned as a general in the navy.
He didn’t want to be there. He hates the military. He loves marxists, islamic terrorists and people who don’t do sex as nature intended.
“With charity for all and malice toward none.”'These are the times to try men's souls”
“There's nothing to fear but fear itself”
“Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from Bugtussle.”
Biden should have claimed that he personally captured Tojo.
That would have elicited wild applause, for sure.
Clap you dumb bastards...