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‘Anti-sex’ beds have arrived at Paris Olympics - after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition
New York Post ^ | May 14, 2024 | Andrew Court

Posted on 05/16/2024 6:52:21 AM PDT by billorites

There’ll be no lovemaking in the City of Love.

“Anti-sex” beds have arrived in Paris ahead of the 2024 Olympic Games, with their materials and small size allegedly aimed at deterring athletes from getting kinky during the competition.

The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together.

The beds are manufactured by Airweave, which also made the products for the 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo, Japan.

According to Inside the Games, sustainability is cited as the primary reason why Olympic officials opted for the beds this year.

The mattresses and cardboard frames are 100% recyclable.

“I hope that Paris 2024’s efforts to reduce its impact will show that it is possible to do things differently,” Georgina Grenon, director of environmental excellence for the organizing committee, stated, per the publication.

Over the years, stories about wild sex occurring among Olympic athletes have abounded in the media.

Table tennis player Matthew Syed previously told the Times of London that he had a debaucherous time at the 1992 games in Barcelona, Spain, saying: “I got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life.”

At the 2012 games in London, one anonymous athlete admitted to having a foursome with a male teammate and two women at the Olympic Village, according to the Mirror.

However, it’s unlikely cardboard beds will stop the horny Olympians from fornicating, with one competitor claiming a hot tub orgy took place one year.

The Mirror also cites a US two-time gold medalist as saying: “I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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Everyone know that it's the marching band that getting all the action.
1 posted on 05/16/2024 6:52:21 AM PDT by billorites
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To: billorites
The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together.

Wanna bet?
2 posted on 05/16/2024 6:57:51 AM PDT by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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To: billorites

Have them get married, problem solved.


3 posted on 05/16/2024 6:58:20 AM PDT by Babba Gi
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To: ComputerGuy
"The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together."

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Two horny high school teenagers could have sex in the back seat of a beetle Volkswagen in my day. Just relaying that from a friend. :-)

4 posted on 05/16/2024 7:01:06 AM PDT by mosaicwolf
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sustainability is cited as the primary reason why Olympic officials opted for the beds this year. The mattresses and cardboard frames are 100% recyclable.

Says everything right there.
Treehuggers can't get laid, and don't want anyone else to.

I'm guessing the horny shotputters will just get hotels in other areas, and these useless recyclable, "Beds" will be a write-off that nobody will use.

Follow the money.
5 posted on 05/16/2024 7:02:44 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
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To: billorites

The original Olympics were perfored nekkid.

LOL.

The word “Gymnasium” is derived from the Greek word for nudity.


6 posted on 05/16/2024 7:02:56 AM PDT by left that other site (For what is hidden is meant to be disclosed, and whatever is concealed ...to be brought out. Mk 4:22)
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To: billorites

They get to experience what their sex life will be about 6 months to a year after they marry their hot, sexually insatiable girlfriend.


7 posted on 05/16/2024 7:03:42 AM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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To: billorites
The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together.

Sex in beds is so 2020 Olympics.

8 posted on 05/16/2024 7:05:10 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam only understands Death and Pain. Give it to them. )
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To: ComputerGuy

If you are competing the Olympics and your event is very early in the competition and you hang around for the entire two weeks, what else is there to do, I’m sure a bunch of other athletes are thinking the same thing.

It would be kind of interesting to get laid by someone that neither of you understood a word of what each other was saying except that you conveyed the desire to bump uglies.


9 posted on 05/16/2024 7:09:39 AM PDT by srmanuel (Q)
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someone that neither of you understood a word of what each other was saying

Preferably one of the romantic languages

10 posted on 05/16/2024 7:11:02 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Babba Gi
Have them get married, problem solved.

Ain't that the truth. Nothing kills romance like marriage.

11 posted on 05/16/2024 7:11:34 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (A person who seeks the truth with a closed mind will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
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To: 1Old Pro

maybe it’s just hand signals that both sides understand, on one hand you use the index finger and the thumb to make a circle and with the index finger of the other hand you insert repeatedly in the circle.


12 posted on 05/16/2024 7:14:33 AM PDT by srmanuel (Q)
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To: billorites

I can’t stand having geriatric dyslexia. I quickly read the title as “Anal-sex beds” and though, “They make special beds for that?”


13 posted on 05/16/2024 7:16:16 AM PDT by Drew68
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To: billorites

Well, there’s always a backseat in a Peugeot.


14 posted on 05/16/2024 7:16:26 AM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT ELECTION is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: mosaicwolf

The IOC sure does seem to be proud ofhanding out hundreds of thousands of condoms to the athletes:

“And while Tokyo’s 160,000 condoms seems like a lot, it pales in comparison to Rio De Janeiro’s condom drop: Brazil gave out 450,000 condoms, which amounts to around 42 condoms per athlete.”

So, basically it is one huge hook up party.

https://www.businessinsider.com/ioc-athletes-should-use-condoms-at-home-not-at-olympics-2021-6


15 posted on 05/16/2024 7:17:23 AM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: billorites

Narrow and made of cardboard so they’ll collapse. Uh, ever hear of THE FLOOR?


16 posted on 05/16/2024 7:18:29 AM PDT by peggybac (My will is what I wanted. God's will is what I got.)
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To: billorites

So they’re saying that previous Olympic Villages were basically barnyards or the equivalent of the monkey house at the zoo?


17 posted on 05/16/2024 7:19:11 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: Drew68
I quickly read the title as “Anal-sex beds” and though, “They make special beds for that?”

You can bet the male gymnasts and high-divers will be using those.

18 posted on 05/16/2024 7:19:35 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: ComputerGuy

Yeah, really. All the dorm beds at college were twin beds. Didn’t stop anything.


19 posted on 05/16/2024 7:19:50 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: srmanuel

smart phones have translating apps.


20 posted on 05/16/2024 7:22:07 AM PDT by Loud Mime ("The Real Constitution..and its real enemies" on Amazon. Check out the details, they are important.)
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