‘Anti-sex’ beds have arrived at Paris Olympics - after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition

New York Post ^ | May 14, 2024 | Andrew Court

[billorites]

Everyone know that it's the marching band that getting all the action.

[ComputerGuy]

The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together.

Wanna bet?

[Babba Gi]

Have them get married, problem solved.

[mosaicwolf]

"The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together."

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Two horny high school teenagers could have sex in the back seat of a beetle Volkswagen in my day. Just relaying that from a friend. :-)

[RandallFlagg]

sustainability is cited as the primary reason why Olympic officials opted for the beds this year. The mattresses and cardboard frames are 100% recyclable.

Says everything right there.
Treehuggers can't get laid, and don't want anyone else to.

I'm guessing the horny shotputters will just get hotels in other areas, and these useless recyclable, "Beds" will be a write-off that nobody will use.

Follow the money.

[left that other site]

The original Olympics were perfored nekkid.

LOL.

The word “Gymnasium” is derived from the Greek word for nudity.

[ansel12]

They get to experience what their sex life will be about 6 months to a year after they marry their hot, sexually insatiable girlfriend.

[FatherofFive]

The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together.

Sex in beds is so 2020 Olympics.

[srmanuel]

If you are competing the Olympics and your event is very early in the competition and you hang around for the entire two weeks, what else is there to do, I’m sure a bunch of other athletes are thinking the same thing.

It would be kind of interesting to get laid by someone that neither of you understood a word of what each other was saying except that you conveyed the desire to bump uglies.

[1Old Pro]

someone that neither of you understood a word of what each other was saying

Preferably one of the romantic languages

[RoosterRedux]

Have them get married, problem solved.

Ain't that the truth. Nothing kills romance like marriage.

[srmanuel]

maybe it’s just hand signals that both sides understand, on one hand you use the index finger and the thumb to make a circle and with the index finger of the other hand you insert repeatedly in the circle.

[Drew68]

I can’t stand having geriatric dyslexia. I quickly read the title as “Anal-sex beds” and though, “They make special beds for that?”

[moovova]

Well, there’s always a backseat in a Peugeot.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

The IOC sure does seem to be proud ofhanding out hundreds of thousands of condoms to the athletes:

“And while Tokyo’s 160,000 condoms seems like a lot, it pales in comparison to Rio De Janeiro’s condom drop: Brazil gave out 450,000 condoms, which amounts to around 42 condoms per athlete.”

So, basically it is one huge hook up party.

https://www.businessinsider.com/ioc-athletes-should-use-condoms-at-home-not-at-olympics-2021-6

[peggybac]

Narrow and made of cardboard so they’ll collapse. Uh, ever hear of THE FLOOR?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

So they’re saying that previous Olympic Villages were basically barnyards or the equivalent of the monkey house at the zoo?

[dfwgator]

I quickly read the title as “Anal-sex beds” and though, “They make special beds for that?”

You can bet the male gymnasts and high-divers will be using those.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Yeah, really. All the dorm beds at college were twin beds. Didn’t stop anything.

[Loud Mime]

smart phones have translating apps.