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'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese, police say
CTV News ^ | May 10, 2024 | Canadian Press

Posted on 05/10/2024 12:09:05 PM PDT by Loyalist

ST. JOHN'S, N.L. - Police in Newfoundland say patrol officers were assaulted Thursday by a "very irate male" wielding a block of cheese.

A media release from the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary says the incident occurred when officers responded to a disturbance at a residence in central St. John's, N.L., at around 9 p.m.

The release says they encountered an angry man who then assaulted the officers with "a block of cheese."

Police say they arrested the man, and charged him with assault, assaulting a police officer and breach of probation.

He was taken to a lockup facility in St. John's to await a court appearance.

The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used


TOPICS: Canada; Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: cheese; moose; newfoundland; sister
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His conviction is now a feta compli.
1 posted on 05/10/2024 12:09:05 PM PDT by Loyalist
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To: Loyalist

what kind of cheese?


2 posted on 05/10/2024 12:11:06 PM PDT by VAFreedom (Wuhan Pneumonia-Made by CCP, Copyright Xi Jingping)
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To: Loyalist

Well, at least it wasn’t a cannoli!


3 posted on 05/10/2024 12:11:45 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: Loyalist

4 posted on 05/10/2024 12:12:30 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Loyalist

Roquefort limberger or feta?


5 posted on 05/10/2024 12:13:09 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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To: Loyalist

Bree-king and Entering?


6 posted on 05/10/2024 12:13:31 PM PDT by struggle
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That’s no gouda, Jack. The guy’s a Muenster.


7 posted on 05/10/2024 12:16:10 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Loyalist

A moose bit my sister.


8 posted on 05/10/2024 12:16:23 PM PDT by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
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To: VAFreedom

the kind you cut maybe? could be considered assault depending on what was eaten beforehand.


9 posted on 05/10/2024 12:17:02 PM PDT by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star n )
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Police say they arrested the man, and charged him with assault, assaulting a police officer and breach of probation.

Whey to go.

This obviously wasn't his first rennet with the law..

10 posted on 05/10/2024 12:17:08 PM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: Loyalist

Cops tried to take it from him, but the perp yelled “It’s nacho cheese!”


11 posted on 05/10/2024 12:21:04 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to kill us. Plan to avoid this.)
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To: Ezekiel

aw c’mon! more holes in that theory than a block of Swiss. oh...wheyt!


12 posted on 05/10/2024 12:23:10 PM PDT by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star n )
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4mTAPp1bHk

They cheesed him...


13 posted on 05/10/2024 12:27:18 PM PDT by DesertRhino (2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI. )
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To: Loyalist

But did he cut the cheese?


14 posted on 05/10/2024 12:29:43 PM PDT by sonova (No money? You're free to go.)
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To: Qwapisking; Rennes Templar; Bigg Red

They got him on assault with a deadly Edam.


15 posted on 05/10/2024 12:30:43 PM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: Loyalist

Savoir Faire is everywhere!


16 posted on 05/10/2024 12:37:07 PM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: Ezekiel

must have been a real asiago to the cops.


17 posted on 05/10/2024 12:38:11 PM PDT by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star n )
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To: Billthedrill; Loyalist

Shame, shame, shame.


18 posted on 05/10/2024 12:39:24 PM PDT by ryderann
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What a Muenster of a job for the cops to have to overcome a hunk of cheese


19 posted on 05/10/2024 12:43:05 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Loyalist

Woody Allen beats the bad guys with blue cheese...

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1079546798863


20 posted on 05/10/2024 12:44:57 PM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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