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Venezuelan Illegal Tries to Rob Ohio Bank, Fails After Struggling With Translator App
redstate.com ^
| April 12, 2024
| Ben Kew
Posted on 04/12/2024 3:55:05 PM PDT by lowbridge
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posted on
04/12/2024 3:55:05 PM PDT
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lowbridge
To: lowbridge
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posted on
04/12/2024 3:56:36 PM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: lowbridge
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posted on
04/12/2024 3:59:50 PM PDT
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gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: lowbridge
It’s hard to translate This is a stick up!
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posted on
04/12/2024 3:59:58 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
04/12/2024 4:02:32 PM PDT
by
NohSpinZone
(First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
To: lowbridge
“We have no way to tell if he is here legally or not,” said Sandusky Police Chief … Really?
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posted on
04/12/2024 4:05:08 PM PDT
by
HIDEK6
(God bless Donald Trump. A)
To: lowbridge
Sending their DUMBEST CRIMINALS!!
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posted on
04/12/2024 4:06:35 PM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: gundog
The teller couldn’t understand his note: “Yo tengo uno gub.”
To: gundog
"Did he have a gub?"
First thing I thought of. Now what the heck was that from?
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posted on
04/12/2024 4:19:30 PM PDT
by
Psalm 73
("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
To: Psalm 73
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posted on
04/12/2024 4:22:22 PM PDT
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gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: lowbridge
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.
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posted on
04/12/2024 4:33:41 PM PDT
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Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: All
He’s just here for a better life........the only way he knows how......stealing.
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posted on
04/12/2024 4:41:38 PM PDT
by
Liz
(This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. )
To: gundog
LOL. Take The Money and Run. 1969.
To: Huskrrrr
I wish to return this tobacconist, it is scratched.
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posted on
04/12/2024 4:44:13 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
To: lowbridge
“...he denied attempting to rob the bank, instead insisting that he was merely asking them to put money in his bag...”
And his IQ is?
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posted on
04/12/2024 5:03:56 PM PDT
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Paladin2
To: lowbridge
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
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posted on
04/12/2024 5:04:39 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
To: lowbridge
Damn the BEE... wait, wut???
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posted on
04/12/2024 5:07:22 PM PDT
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Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Paladin2
Yeah….that made me laugh too .
……..
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posted on
04/12/2024 5:07:46 PM PDT
by
Mears
To: lowbridge
““We have no way to tell if he is here legally or not,” said Sandusky Police Chief Jared Oliver.”
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Well, if he’s not here legally, he’s here illegally. Off he’s here legally we have records of that.
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posted on
04/12/2024 5:19:39 PM PDT
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jacknhoo
(Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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posted on
04/12/2024 5:20:25 PM PDT
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jacknhoo
(Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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