[packagingguy]

Democrats far, far away from the swamp are beginning to have visions of blood in the water (well, Samoa is surrounded by an ocean full of sharks so they should know the signs).

[cowboyusa]

🤣🤣🤣

[cowboyusa]

🤣🤣🤣

[Muhammy]

fjb

[NFHale]

Well, it could’ve been worse… He could’ve lost to a coconut… Or a banana… Or whatever the hell they grow there.

[frank ballenger]

Note Trump didn’t dejectedly say “I see no viable way forward and I am dropping my campaign as of this evening.”

Remember in Doonesberry that American Samoa was where Duke left his job at Rolling Stone to become the governor of American Samoa, with Zonker as his lieutenant-governor.

Got him saved from the impossible situation of the dark night where a ship came alongside him in the water and Duke said “Throw down the dope and I’ll throw you the money.” And a man on a megaphone said “This is the United States Coast Guard.” Got immunity.

Note: “Hunter S. Thompson Hated Getting Caricatured as “Uncle Duke” in Garry Trudeau’s Doonesbury: ‘If I Ever Catch That Little Bastard, I’ll Tear His Lungs Out’”

[Lisbon1940]

Ha! Obama won all 57 states.

[rdcbn1]

Biden don't care, he is sure Samoa is going to capsize before the 2024 election comes around.

[Magnum44]

[Brown Deer]

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-congratulates-his-opponent-on-a-hard-fought-primary-race