Gang Steals 133,000kg of Chicken in One of the Rarest Major Heists of All Time

Metro (U.K.) ^ | Feb 10, 2024 | Ben Ashton

[nickcarraway]

Can we find out where Wade Boggs was at the time of the heist?

[9YearLurker]

It was 1000 white boxes of meat, but was it also 100 boxes of white meat?

[P.O.E.]

This looks like a job for:

[Ezekiel]

People in Cuba – who make an average wage of just 4,209 Cuban pesos per month, which amounts to only £11 at the informal exchange rate – are then left to seek other ways to make ends meet.

Yet nobody's willing to say 'the cluck stops here'.

[Bernard]

Their haul amounted to anywhere between 33,000 to 53,000 chickens, based on the average weight of a hen.

"I went hunting today and shot a bear, a duck, and a henweigh."

"What's a henweigh?"

"Oh, about 4 or 5 pounds, but that's not important right now."

[HollyB]

Sounds like it was a win for the Cuban citizens.

[wardaddy]

Camping

[cockroach_magoo]

Cuba would do well to change its official currency to the chicken.

[moovova]

That factory took a plucking...and skinned right proper.

[EinNYC]

I cry fowl!

[Ez2BRepub]

Crooks, not hard to find. The cops just used their noses to lead them to the World’s largest barbecue.

[Big Red Badger]

This morning I shot a Bear in
My Pajamas....
.
.
Super Bowl fixings !?!

[Sicon]

[Mark17]

It was 1000 white boxes of meat, but was it also 100 boxes of white meat?

Good question.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

it Cuba is a. communist paradise according to Code Pinko, Hollywood elites, and the American Left.

Am I missing something here, like the truth?

[Responsibility2nd]

Earlier I read where some dillwad gave away free chicken. The natives went nuts.

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[nickcarraway]

Maybe the Symbionese Liberation Arm ordered them to?

[Mark17]

Sounds like it was a win for the Cuban citizens.

Yeah, I didn’t even think they had ANY chickens in Cuba, it’s such a screwed up country.

[DoughtyOne]

Cluck them!

[Paul R.]

Each of those 1660 boxes of chicken would weigh about 177 lbs. Not exactly a typical takeout order from KFC...