Ted Cruz Says Biden Travels with Extra Pair of Pants in Case He Poops Himself

The Western Journal ^ | December 20, 2023 | Michael Schwarz

[CapnJack]

[joshua c]

would not want to be biden’s body man

[Pollard]

He’s never had a sense of humor and should quit trying to.

[BarbM]

The least of the problems with Zhou Sh#tbag Biden.

People with Crohn’s Disease do the same thing.
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I have colitis and let’s just say that I may or may not have wished that I had an extra pair of underpants this afternoon. It sucks wearing TP as clean undies. The opposite of a thong.

Do you think that I said too much?

[txeagle]

All I know is that the problems we had when Cruz was elected are the same problems we have now.......

[CommerceComet]

Heck, I have bodily control, but I keep a change of clothes in my vehicle.

I always kept a full change of clothes in my office. Came in handy one day when I knocked my coffee off my desk onto my shirt, tie, and pants a few minutes before an important meeting. Only time, I needed the clothes but I was sure glad they were there.

[Dick Bachert]

[2nd Amendment]

He’s just trying to lock up the west coast pooper vote

[RetiredTexasVet]

Probably true but understated. Probably a case of depends and several extra pairs of pants. Between being pumped up on every senility drug available, the disease has probably enables his loss of control.

[Fai Mao]

I have had the same issue. Have abandoned underwear in public bathrooms and gone home commando. I carry spares in the car.

[Veto!]

He should wear Depends over his mouth. That’s where the poop comes out.
As my old friend used to say, “He has poop for brains”.

[Peter ODonnell]

I am reading a book of Ted Cruz jokes, and I am on page two. It’s also back cover so I guess I am done.

[Mark17]

👍👍👍👍👍

[GailA]

ROFLOL.