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Drunk tourist sexually molests manatee statue at Florida restaurant after being asked to leave, deputies say
Fox 35 Orlando ^ | Dec 12, 2023 | Dani Medina

Posted on 12/14/2023 11:01:07 AM PST by Nifty

...The man from Pittsburgh is accused of throwing gator nuggets into Rick's Reef Restaurant – and deputies found more of them in his pants pocket when he was arrested. According to the Rick's Reef Restaurant menu, "gator bites" are pieces of fresh, fried gator.

When staff confronted Lessa, he "became belligerent" and "sexually molested" a manatee statue in the presence of staff and other patrons, the affidavit said.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: florida; manatee; steelersfan; tourism
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To: Red Badger

Don’t you want to take Richard Levine off our hands?


61 posted on 12/14/2023 4:01:30 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: Chickensoup

Don’t forget “Riding shotgun with General Lee on Traveler” drunk. I had this fraternity brother.....


62 posted on 12/14/2023 4:26:47 PM PST by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: Nifty

Can an inanimate object be “sexually molested”? I think not.


63 posted on 12/14/2023 7:14:42 PM PST by simpson96
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To: AppyPappy

My relatives used to climb the horseback statue of Layfette’s shoulders when drunk. His aid du camp is a relative


64 posted on 12/15/2023 2:32:11 PM PST by Chickensoup
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To: Chickensoup

Cop: “Get down off that statue or I’ll arrest you”
“I’m tearing it down because of slavery”
Cop: “Oh, never mind then”


65 posted on 12/15/2023 2:37:17 PM PST by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: Larry Lucido

It the statute of a manatee. A sexually abused statute of a manatee.


66 posted on 12/15/2023 2:47:19 PM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't match your biography, what good is it?)
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