Posted on 12/14/2023 11:01:07 AM PST by Nifty
...The man from Pittsburgh is accused of throwing gator nuggets into Rick's Reef Restaurant – and deputies found more of them in his pants pocket when he was arrested. According to the Rick's Reef Restaurant menu, "gator bites" are pieces of fresh, fried gator.
When staff confronted Lessa, he "became belligerent" and "sexually molested" a manatee statue in the presence of staff and other patrons, the affidavit said.
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Don’t you want to take Richard Levine off our hands?
Don’t forget “Riding shotgun with General Lee on Traveler” drunk. I had this fraternity brother.....
Can an inanimate object be “sexually molested”? I think not.
My relatives used to climb the horseback statue of Layfette’s shoulders when drunk. His aid du camp is a relative
Cop: “Get down off that statue or I’ll arrest you”
“I’m tearing it down because of slavery”
Cop: “Oh, never mind then”
It the statute of a manatee. A sexually abused statute of a manatee.
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