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WHY RUSSIANS KEEP FALLING OUT OF WINDOWS?
Inside Russia ^ | 30/11/23 | Konstantin

Posted on 12/04/2023 10:53:39 PM PST by Eleutheria5

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Go crazy on it. Have fun.
1 posted on 12/04/2023 10:53:39 PM PST by Eleutheria5
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A Russian explained to me that the speed of the Earth’s rotation will sometimes cause the buildings to lean. That’s when people have he misfortune of falling out of windows.


2 posted on 12/04/2023 10:56:28 PM PST by Jonty30 (In a nuclear holocaust, there is always a point in time where the meat is cooked to perfection. )
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For the same reason that Putin supports Hamas.


3 posted on 12/04/2023 11:06:50 PM PST by NoLibZone (We have the nation we deserve The bad guys are willing to protest and riot while we email.)
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In Russia, Window jumps you!


4 posted on 12/04/2023 11:07:58 PM PST by EasySt (Say not this is the truth, but so it seems to me to be, as I see this thing I think I see. #MAGA-A)
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Windows are dangerous, Comrades.


5 posted on 12/04/2023 11:11:42 PM PST by Bullish (...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
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Gravity is not just a good idea, it’s the law!


6 posted on 12/04/2023 11:45:45 PM PST by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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In Russia, people will be falling out of Linux.

-PJ

7 posted on 12/04/2023 11:49:52 PM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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Cleaning out the DS in Russia.


8 posted on 12/04/2023 11:53:15 PM PST by Revolutionary ("Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!")
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Defenestration. It is the Russian way.


9 posted on 12/04/2023 11:55:00 PM PST by Jemian (Y'all are pushing my buttons tonight.)
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They need to limit apartments and offices to one story.


10 posted on 12/04/2023 11:57:54 PM PST by roving (đź‘Śâš“Deplorable Listless Vessel with Trumpitist who looks Trumpish)
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They’re practicing for their base jumping events.


11 posted on 12/05/2023 12:01:42 AM PST by unclebankster ( Globalism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
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It’s all the vodka. Russians drink too much to be in multi-floor buildings, they need to stick to single story.


12 posted on 12/05/2023 12:22:43 AM PST by GaryCrow
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If the Russians aren't careful, their tally will surpass the Clinton Arkancide tally.
13 posted on 12/05/2023 1:41:57 AM PST by Worldtraveler once upon a time (Degrow government)
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Putin seems to enjoy kills his own citizens

That’s a lousy leader


14 posted on 12/05/2023 3:01:10 AM PST by canuck_conservative (NATO - keeping Europe free of Russian invaders for 74 years - you're welcome!)
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To: Eleutheria5

cheap windows


15 posted on 12/05/2023 3:03:27 AM PST by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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“WHY RUSSIANS KEEP FALLING OUT OF WINDOWS?”

Yet ANOTHER reason to stop sending money and weapons to Russia.


16 posted on 12/05/2023 3:13:03 AM PST by BobL (I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart, I just don't tell anyone)
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Russia needs to consult Bill Gates. He has decades of experience in making Windows slow to open, harder to use, and prone to closing by themselves.


17 posted on 12/05/2023 3:23:47 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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Hilarious!


18 posted on 12/05/2023 3:59:29 AM PST by davidwendell
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So true. Gates has been a source of pane for all.


19 posted on 12/05/2023 4:27:36 AM PST by Rennes Templar (Come back, President Trump.)
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To: Eleutheria5

“Window Cancer.”


20 posted on 12/05/2023 4:49:36 AM PST by donozark (Even when Paul Pelosi isn't drinking, he's getting hammered.)
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