[Angelino97]

New York state is ditching the terms “feminine hygiene products” and “sanitary napkins” in favor of more inclusive language

Because men also menstruate and get pregnant.

[markoman]

“This bill recognizes the simple reality that menstruation is not dirty, but rather a natural bodily function.”

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It’s the opposite of what they think about pregnancy.

Marko

[Mouton]

How about Kleenex.

[FlingWingFlyer]

ROTFL! The kids just call ‘em “HACKS” these days.

[Hipshot 6]

Thank goodness we knocked out this very important problem. Maybe now we can work on crime.

[norsky]

what’s next, can’t say butt wipes?

[Political Junkie Too]

Just call it all "jock itch."

-PJ

[gitmo]

“This bill recognizes the simple reality that menstruation is not dirty, but rather a natural bodily function.

Other natural bodily functions include diarrhea, urinating, runny noses, coughing, sneezing, blowing your nose, open running sores, vomiting, spitting, bleeding, spontaneous ejaculation and dying. None of those are dirty.

[dangus]

OK, I get that they figure “feminine hygiene” has to go because of all the manly women out there, but “sanitary napkin”? To include unsanitary people?

[DeplorablePaul]

Free bleeding is a thing.
https://helloclue.com/articles/culture/whats-all-fuss-about-free-bleeding-why-does-it-matter

[wetgundog]

How about a more inclusive term: Bloody Rag

[tomkat]

requires cosmetologists to receive training in all hair types and patterns

So they'll need refresher courses on brillo pad and snake head styling ?

[unixfox]

Imagine if the governor was a MAN.

[aquila48]

It boggles the mind how such a tiny delusional minority has been able to get so much power and influence over our culture.

How did they do it?

[Bonemaker]

“Hochul this month signed into law the Health Equity and Opportunity legislative package..”

I wish someone would slip her own death warrant in front of her! She’s so stupid she’d sign anything the filthy NY legislature gives her.

[muir_redwoods]

“Shark week supplies”?

[Max in Utah]

Genius has its limits, but stupidity is unrestricted.

[fwdude]

Doubleplus good.

[norsky]

Well, back in the Navy us corpsmen had an unruly demented officer in the Neuro ward who we were trying to put one on cause he was bleeding. About 4 of us tried to hold him as he was standing. An old military RN came by and she was not pleased.. Then there was the daisy in the rectum on an old retired admiral who was a jerk., he thought it was a thermometer. Sometimes it was fun to be a corpsman.