Sarmat is a reference to the Sarmatians.Sarmat I:
Posted on 11/20/2023 12:41:06 PM PST by marcusmaximus
Vladimir Putin will test the world's largest ballistic missile by flying it over the South Pole, a shocking report by state media has revealed before being rapidly censored.
The Russian dictator is determined to flex his nuclear muscle to the West and will put his first regiment to be armed with the apocalypse 208-ton intercontinental nuclear weapon - the RS-28 Sarmat, aka 'Satan 2' - on 'combat duty' next month.
This is despite an astonishing admission that the 'unstoppable' 15,880mph doomsday missile - as tall as a 14-storey tower block - is not properly tested.
Putin's own state news agency TASS reported that 'even a truncated LCI [flight development tests], and assuming all launches are successful, would require several more launches, including via the South Pole'.
This state news agency's claim over the South Pole was hastily censored from the report but remains in cached versions.
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Sarmat is a reference to the Sarmatians. Satan is what NATO calls it.
You know that “Satan” is the NATO designation right? The Russian name is “Sarmat”. Pure propaganda.
Wherever blood and death is to be found, there he is.
Having worked on a strategic asset navigation set I can attest that one of the most difficult navigation problems is a pole crossing, as you end up with a divide-by-zero issue. Therefore, it is necessary to check the inertial navigation function of anything that will pass over the pole. We were able to put ours in a B-52 and just fly it over the pole. I’d imagine you need to actually fly a missile that is intended to go over the pole over that route to ensure the algorithm and the hardware works properly. Otherwise, the multiple independent warheads will not hit their intended targets. Incidentally, that particular inertial nav set is one of the most complex and precise devices ever built by man.
Marcus post yet another one of his Vladgasms...
Satan 2 stronk as bull!
Yep. These threads aren’t quite as entertaining as the Weekly World News in print was, but they can elicit a chuckle or two.
OK, yeah…I’m stealing that. 😆
Sarmat is a reference to the Sarmatians.Sarmat I:
Satan is EVIL, Satan2?
Very Evil.
Read about the “TSAR Bomb,” it was evil too.
Satan3 = 3x the evil with half the calories.
“Didn’t read the article but what happened to SATAN-1?”
The NATO reporting name for the Sov/Rus SS-18 (large) ICBM was “SATAN.” Maybe this is related to that.
What Left Bank goodwill gestures doink?
With apologies to Jay Chevalier
Old Putin called the devil on the phone the other day
The operator listened in on what they had to say
“Hello”, came old Putin’s voice, “Is my pal Satan at home?
Just tell him it’s his buddy Pu, that-a wants him on the phone.”
Old Satan finally answered and said, “Hello there, old pal!
If I can be of service, you know I surely shall!”
“Listen, please,” said Putin, “my story I will tell
Of how I’m changin’ this old world into a modern…we-elll
I got atomic submarines, plenty of Sputniks, too
I’ve got them so afraid of me that they don’t know what to do
My long range guided missiles will go just where I say
And with your help, Satan’s power, I’ll rule the world some day!”
Old Satan said, “Now good old buddy, there’s something you don’t know
The Yankee people build things too, they’re really on the go
If I could only help my friend, you can be sure I would
But they’ll make it hotter for you than I ever could!
They’ve got atomic submarines and plenty of Sputniks, too
They’ve got you so afraid of them that you don’t know what to do
Their long range guided missiles will go just where they say
Let’s face it Pu, me and you can’t whip the USA
Let’s face it Pu, me and you can’t whip the USA!”
Well saddle up on that nuke and grab yer hat Putie! And don’t fergit to go shirtless, you knows them ladies loooves that!
Hilarious.
It. Reads like a Japanese cartoon.
“Christian” NATO.
The RS-28 Sarmat, which NATO has dubbed “Satan 2”
“the ‘unstoppable’ 15,880mph doomsday missile”
15,880mph is suborbital. Big deal. Missiles have been doing better than that for over sixty years.
And what kind of people proudly names ANYTHING after Satan?
Evil bastards who need to be destroyed by fire and brimstone from on High, that’s who!
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