Sadly though, once they walk out they get attacked by a homeless black man with a dildo
Buh-Bye.
They want to be able to remain in their studio Brooklyn apartments all day, play video games, read Facebook, watch Tik-Tok, and still draw a salary.
It’s the millennial virus.
That’s okay. Pedo Joe is importing millions of replacements who would love have a go to work job.
Can they both lose please?
I still fondly recall Elon Musk getting rid of Twitter's astonishing number of superfluous tech workers, who exclaimed, "Without us, you are doomed! Do you hear us, DOOMED!
He replaced them with a much leaner group of his resident geniuses and ... Everything went pretty smoothly.
They were so enjoying the gravy train
Fire them all.
Simple. After their Zoom rally, when they go to log in again, they can now wonder why it says “account disabled.”
“”The NY Times is now basically a web site - only a print few copies are sold.””
“”If you were able to recall everyone back to the office, it means your company is less capable than your competitors””
Rush documented the incredible devaluation of the NY Times and the Washington Post. They went from worth billions to, well, much, much less. Bezos saved the Washington Post and made it his play toy. The NY Times has a long history of hiding and fraud. Some of the Pulitzer awards were for USSR lies and more recent economic diatribes that have nothing to do with reality. The people at the NY Times would probably higher Paul Ehrlich today, and bow to his ‘wisdom.’
What is a data analyst? I used to be a DBA, and they used programs and SQL to analyze the data. Request for the analysis would come from the users, like salesmen and managers.
How do you walk out of a place you are not at? That’s a trick I would pay to see.
EC
I’m definitely conflicted here. As somebody who works from home, I support their sentiment that they should be able to WFH, too.
On the other hand, it’s the New York Times, so would I REALLY be sorry to see them go???
The real work from home scammers are the Federal “workers” and other government workers. State and county too.
The private sector has ways of making sure that their home workers are producing. The Feds, especially in greater Washingtoooon DC, exert zero discipline on their shirk from home “workers”.