Posted on 10/07/2023 7:30:07 AM PDT by DoodleBob
The Federal Emergency Management Agency released a brief review of this week’s nationwide emergency alert test. That hasn’t stopped conspiracy theories about the alerts from spreading online, however.
Wednesday’s combined test from the FEMA and the Federal Communication Commission included the Wireless Emergency Alerts, or WEA, and the Emergency Alert System, or EAS. Messages were sent to cell phones, televisions and radios at about 2:20 p.m. ET (1:20 p.m. CT) to determine how effective the warning system was in distributing a message nationwide and the “operational readiness of the infrastructure for distribution of a national message to the public.”
“All the cell carriers that participate in WEA received the alert today. The EAS test alert was successfully processed and made available to broadcasters,” FEMA said in a statement. Additional analysis on the tests, including the geographic reach of the WEA test, will be done over the next four months, the agency added.
Conspiracy theories
Just before the alert, online conspiracy theorists began spreading misinformation about the tests. The most common rumor had to do with 5G cell networks activating “nanoparticles” in the body, triggering the Marburg virus – an extremely dangerous hemorrhagic fever virus - in people who had been vaccinated against COVID-19 and turning them into zombies.
FEMA said there are no known harmful health effects from the signal, which was essentially the same as the millions of text messages sent every day. The alert itself is the same that has been used on TV since the 1960s, the agency said.
And, the best proof of all - we didn’t see zombies roaming the street after Wednesday’s test.
“I received it on my phone and saw it on the TV. And I can confirm to you that I am not a zombie,” said Jeremy Edwards, press secretary and deputy director of public affairs at FEMA.
FEMA is required by law to test the systems every three years.
The great EAS test was off by two minutes. Two minutes early. Our govt at work.
The distraction is to hide the fact that an Orwellian dictator now has a direct path to issue commands to every device in the country. They did not come from a emergency center, they were directly from the President himself to every individual device. Let alone the central tracking connection system that was also tested with this.
“They just wanted location info on every cell phone and ‘smart’ TV in the country, nothing to worry about.”
Yep, absolutely.
“This is why they said it will take months to analyze the data.”
If they are not collecting data, then what would there be to analyze?
They can do that without an alert.
Lahaina taught us that techno-crap like this is guaranteed to irritatingly intrude when unwanted and fail when needed most...especially when in the hands of lefties.
“They can do that without an alert.”
The alert was just a test to make sure all devices were connected to one centralized federal system simultaneously.
Before this there were several different agencies tracking us. They have now all been merged into one system.
And they just handed the Dictator direct control to all. Just like 1984.
We didn’t get it.
Why? Nobody actually cares whether you live or die.
But, but, but, how many people has the TV created since the 1960’s?
Enough skepticism. I’ve been walking around since Wednesday with a body full of activated nanoparticles and I’m getting pretty cranky about it.
Nailed it.
Q and Soros told me you’d say that. /sarc
Just wait until your nanoparticles have their board meeting and elect a new Board of Directors. They will congregate into opposing forces of milliparticles and then coalesce into kilo particles. Soon, you will be overwhelmed by megaparticles. It’s been nice knowing you, Bill.
Could be something in that. I’ve been thinking lately that Soros is a nice guy and that Hillary would make a great Czarina...
Question: Is this not a government of and by the People?
Washington D.C., 1987.
REP. BROOKS: “Colonel North, in your work at the NSC were you not assigned at one time to work on plans for the CONTINUITY OF GOVERNMENT in the event of a major disaster?”
SEN. INOUYE: “I believe that question touches upon a highly sensitive and classified area so may I request that you not touch on that sir?”
REP. BROOKS: “I was particularly concerned Mr. Chairman because I read in Miami papers and several others that there had been a plan developed by that same agency a contingency plan in the event of emergency that would SUSPEND THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION.”
FEMA - THE SECRET GOVERNMENT - Mount Weather, Virginia.
Related: The psyop firebombing of non-military targets in Germany.
Related: The psyop of Three Mile Island.
FEMA is psyops.
The government will suspend the constitution under the threat of terrorism either bit by bit or all at once. From the Oklahoma City bombing to 9/11, the government has been creating, enabling and assisting the very terrorism they claim to be protecting us from.
The fact of the matter is the original organic constitution has been suspended since the Civil War and has been replaced piece by piece by commercial constitutions and statutes, administered by the military (Department of Defense) with privately controlled elections, private currency confirming the incorporated status of this impostor government which is a separate entity from the People increasingly becoming a “Them Versus Us” scenario.
How can anyone mock people for questioning the legitimacy of these para-constitutional agencies and their activities no matter how seemingly innocuous?
There’s questioning, then there’s absurdity.
For example, this test was also conducted in 2018. Guess who freaked out then, claiming that Trump would use the test to blah blah blah? Yep, the same losers who screamed at the sky when Hillary lost.
The only major difference now is we have puddin head in the WH. Same test, but now it’s the alleged conservatives who look like fools.
Of course one should treat any govt utterance with skepticism. They have a terrible track record with being truthful.
But after some due diligence, one can discern reality. Many folks failed that test this time.
From what I can read online, Jeremy worked for the Supreme Court in their Marshall’s department, before working for the DNC then landing at FEMA.
That is a textbook definition of a Zombie.
I think it’s just fake messaging to ridicule people for other issues wherein they distrust the government. Say, you don’t believe the Secret Service had no way to identify who left a bag of cocaine in the White House? Well you’re the kind of person that thinks FEMA signals make zombies out of people!
Don’t believe Biden’s lies? You’re not just a hater! You’re a conspiracy theorist!
And they intentionally made this lie particularly stupid - zombies! zombies! When Biden is the only zombie I know of....
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