BREAKING: Massive emergency response in Martha's Vineyard after 911 call from Obama mansion

The Post Millennial ^ | 7/24/23 | Hannah Nightingale

[C210N]

Divers recovered the body of the 43-year-old male just before 10 am from Edgartown Great Pond, on which the Obama family's $12 million mansion lies. [ed: emphasis on 'lies']

The body of a paddleboarder who went missing on Sunday in the waters of Martha’s Vineyard has been found.

According to Massachusetts State Police, divers recovered the body of the 43-year-old male just before 10 am from Edgartown Great Pond, on which the Obama family's $12 million mansion lies.

[C210N]

Obviously, sea level's rising has caused there to be rising sea level off the coast of 0bama's mansion, resulting in too much water and this paddle boarder drowning.

[Sacajaweau]

Heard they sent a crane in case it was Michelle.

[skeeter]

My heart sank when I read ‘43 year old male’, not 61 year old male.

[Osage Orange]

Barry....wanting different BIG MIKE??

[ClearCase_guy]

He saw too much.

[NWFree]

The family of the deceased needs to hire an an attorney an sue the crap out of O’Monkey

[one guy in new jersey]

Uhh...who drowns while supposedly paddleboarding

[IYAS9YAS]

According to Massachusetts State Police, divers recovered the body of the 43-year-old male just

Someone trying to get on or off the island without being noticed? Midnight rendezvous gone bad?

[MeganC]

Hillary sent Obama a message.

[z3n]

Uhh...who drowns while supposedly paddleboarding

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Yeah, there got to be more to this story.

Paddleboarding on a pond near the Obama’s after dark in all black... Then just mysteriously dying. hmmmmm

[JennysCool]

Massive emergency response

... of cover-up experts dispatched to the scene.

[C210N]

Drug dealer.

[Fido969]

Honestly, who cares.

[mass55th]

"Uhh...who drowns while supposedly paddleboarding"

Everyone knows black people can't swim.

/sarcasm

[1Old Pro]

the 911 call and dispatch address for the incident was the Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard home. It is unclear whether the former president was staying at the estate at the time.

So who called this in, the mansion is a distance from the water, did they hear the small boat capsize from hundreds of yards away??

[DouglasKC]

Ummm...a fit male in swim gear at Obama’s. Hmmm...

[hardspunned]

Was this guy found in Barry’s off the bridge, submerged ‘68 Oldsmobile?

[JennysCool]

Was a hammer involved?

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Poor guy probably paddled by and saw a naked Michelle through a window.

[skepsel]

Big Mike get her gnards caught in the zipper again?