Politico Helpfully Preparing the Public: 'White House Cocaine Culprit Unlikely To Be Found'

Newsbusters ^ | July 5, 2023 | P.J. Gladnick

[PJ-Comix]

Gee! Isn't that a shame?

Despite the fact that the White House is probably the most intensely video-surveilled building on the planet, an official with the investigation wants us to believe that the public shouldn't expect the discovery of the culprit who left cocaine there just this past weekend. At least that is what the utterly skepticism-free Politico reporter Daniel Lippman is relaying to his readers on Wednesday in "White House cocaine culprit unlikely to be found: Law enforcement official."

[lasereye]

The initial report implied it was outside near the building.

That makes no sense because they evacuated the White House.

[Reno89519]

Unless the White House intentionally compromised the bag and video, etc., I am quite sure they know exactly who dropped the bag.

[4integrity]

“But they can find someone from Idaho who was at Washington DC on January 6 standing around and throw them in the slammer for years without a trial.”

My first thought too! The GOP better get it’s act together and win next Pres election. If Dems keep power....God help us. Will Adolf replace Mt. Rushmore?

[gundog]

Obama was in the White Hut the week before....

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Maybe Inspector Clouseau can run the fingerprints on the baggy.

[NorthMountain]

I got a clue ... the name sounds sorta like “Bunter Hiden” ...

[House Atreides]

“ Unless the White House intentionally compromised the bag and video, etc., I am quite sure they know exactly who dropped the bag.”
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For sure. I’m wondering when an enterprising reporter will directly ask the White House if the bag has been dusted for FINGERPRINTS and examined for CONTACT DNA.

[John Milner]

It was the Hunter in the Library with the Crack Pipe.

[proust]

I’m sure all the security footage and logs have been lost by now...

[Mark17]

Did Hunter leave it there or did someone leave it there for Hunter.

I have my own opinion, but I guess we will never know, unfortunately. 😀😆

[gibsonguy]

I don’t think so. They are signaling they perp will remain a “mystery” and the MSM Biden protection fortress will hold. They will act there is no reason to be skeptical. They got away with killing Epstein this is nothing.

[Mark17]

“Why can’t he find the culprit, when the evidence is right under his nose?”

Are you sure it wasn’t up his nose? 😆😁

[cpdiii]

Just damn! How did this shit happen? I left the bag exactly where Hunter told me. The damn bag laid there for two days and the stupid asshole did not pick it up. He went to Camp David with out his stash.

How in the hell can an honest dope dealer do business with such incompetent clients? “Sarcasm Off”

[frank ballenger]

You may be right.

Only problem is since Roswell and the “weather balloon first used a little over a year later, Oswald “the Patsy” and people mistaking the planet Venus for craft moving at right angles, stopping iin midair and leaving at Mach 6, not everybody believes the government BS.

[LucienCA13]

Yup, he’s a bad client. Welcome to the club. A bunch of us have been burned. /s

[Spok]

The make believe investigation is the first step of the cover up. It will be executed as competently as everything else these clowns touch.

[windsorknot]

White House Cocaine Culprit Unlikely To Be Found Revealed.

[Texas resident]

Yes. We may end up on our own. Know your friends and who your enemies are. Prepare.

[glorgau]

> the WH would also have to say that all of the WH security cameras were mslfunctioning at the very moment the person dropped a big bag of coke.

It must have fallen out of Epstein’s pocket while he was committing suicide.

[lightman]

Ask Jeffrey Epstein.