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Your fat butt couldn't fit in one lane.
1 posted on 05/07/2023 11:34:42 AM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
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He wouldn’t fit down a 6 lane highway


2 posted on 05/07/2023 11:36:42 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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Is there any faction of the Republican Party that thinks Chris Christie has an opinion worth considering?


3 posted on 05/07/2023 11:39:04 AM PDT by mikegreenwell39
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Jowls is at it again.

Fat effer.


4 posted on 05/07/2023 11:39:18 AM PDT by crz
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With all the problems created by out of control government that need to be remedied, why would anyone think that “defeat Trump” is any kind of political goal?


5 posted on 05/07/2023 11:44:22 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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Why doesn’t this traitor go away


6 posted on 05/07/2023 11:45:16 AM PDT by butlerweave
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Yes. One lane that's called the Trump Highway. Be sure one can fit before attempting to merge.


7 posted on 05/07/2023 11:46:38 AM PDT by plain talk
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Go get another tray of dbl-cheeseburger, fatso.


8 posted on 05/07/2023 11:47:50 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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Fat and Furious.


9 posted on 05/07/2023 11:48:14 AM PDT by Allegra
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The best response to Christie McFatboy, I’ll quote the Critical Drinker: “Go away now.”


10 posted on 05/07/2023 11:48:19 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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The WH wouldn’t be a good fit for him; a Sumo outfit, on the other hand...


15 posted on 05/07/2023 11:57:04 AM PDT by DPMD (ua)
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Chris Christie, go have another donut, fast b**turd.


16 posted on 05/07/2023 12:08:00 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel ( )
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Christie is already blocking the other lane?

Is his pal, the Fey Wray, riding shotgun?


18 posted on 05/07/2023 12:15:38 PM PDT by Paladin2
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Maybe he could focus on beating democraps.


19 posted on 05/07/2023 12:19:37 PM PDT by Fido969 (45 is Superman! )
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A passage of intestinal gas from this blimp could endanger the environment.

No wonder this behemoth has no friends


20 posted on 05/07/2023 12:21:32 PM PDT by Wdempsey (Democrats and slinkys.. Both useless but fun to push down stairs.)
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C’mon Dough Boy, run for President. Make a bigger (fatter) ass of yourself.


22 posted on 05/07/2023 12:24:57 PM PDT by ConservativeInPA ("How did you go bankrupt?" Bill asked. "Two ways," Mike said. "Gradually and then suddenly." )
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Serious question after reading several fat jokes on this thread: Do people have a negative view of obese people? Is it a reality that obese people are slow, disorganized, sloppy, incompetent and don’t care about their work product?


23 posted on 05/07/2023 12:30:27 PM PDT by ConservativeInPA ("How did you go bankrupt?" Bill asked. "Two ways," Mike said. "Gradually and then suddenly." )
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This is the fake Republican who, when he was New Jersey governor, signed the bill making it illegal in the garden state for anyone to provide much needed and wanted counselling to people with unwanted same same attraction. He had campaigned on the promise that he would never sign such a thing. I’d say Chris Christie is an unprincipled “pushover,” but, in his case, a different metaphor is needed.


25 posted on 05/07/2023 12:54:49 PM PDT by Seeing More Clearly Now
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Gi away already.


26 posted on 05/07/2023 1:02:34 PM PDT by Fledermaus (It's time to get rid of the Three McStooges; Mitch, Kevin and Ronna!)
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28 posted on 05/07/2023 1:05:40 PM PDT by Iron Munro ( Michael Byrd: "Well, Somebody had to do it - Babbitt wasn't gonna' shoot herself!")
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Krispy Kream is like a bad batch of sushi that keeps repeating long after it was supposed to be gone.


29 posted on 05/07/2023 1:12:32 PM PDT by jmaroneps37 (Freedom is never free. It must be won rewon and jealously guarded.)
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