Posted on 05/05/2023 5:37:04 PM PDT by Rummyfan
Old Joe Biden almost held a “major press conference” on Friday. Or rather, he announced one, and it was briefly big news, but as it turned out, it was just the dementia talking. Good thing he didn’t declare war on anyone. How comforting it is that the adults are back in charge, eh?
Biden has held so few press conferences that whenever he announces one, it’s a significant event. David E. Clementson, an assistant professor in the Grady College of Journalism and Mass Communication at the University of Georgia, noted in a late February article at The Conversation that “it took Biden until late March 2021 to hold his first press conference, more than two months after his inauguration — the longest a new president had gone without holding a press conference in 100 years.”
What’s more, “during Biden’s first year in office, he held a total of 10 press conferences.” In fact, he has had only 21 in all, making his average for his first two years of pretending to be president just over ten per year. No president in the last 34 years has averaged so few press conferences. So on Friday, when he said he was going to have one, the excitement among the assembled Leftist media hacks was understandable.
Biden, appearing even weaker and feebler than he usually does, said softly: “Um, you know, I, I think we, we’ve got a lot of work to do, I’m, uh, and I’m doin’ a major press conference this afternoon, so, uh, I love you all, but I’d like to ask ya to leave so we can get down to business.” Biden then grinned wolfishly as various reporters asked him questions about the drone attack on the Kremlin and the risks he saw in artificial intelligence (AI)....
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Another typical day for President Retard hero of the democrat jackasses
How much longer can this corrupted, senile, immoral, embarrassing old man occupy the White House?
I think the old man heard D Day was finally starting. No longer had to keep it secret.
(Confused Old Man Pretending to Be President)
Whew!
For a moment there I thought you were talking about Democrat Joe Biden.....😂🤣🤪😜
How much ice 🍨🍦🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦 is left?
Ice cream! You scream!
We all scream!
Dork Brandon
As long as the bought and paid for Press keeps supporting him
“There was no press conference forthcoming. The old man was just lost in the fog of his confused mind. Again.” He is such a non-stop liar, that it’s more likely that at that moment he thought he’d make a good impressison on the reporters by claiming there was goikng to be a press conference a bit later. He says nothing but lies and outlandish claims. The world knows he runs his mouth with lies. He can’t help himself. He is aware that he doesn’t do press conferences and that it’s an issue. How to solve the bad impression? Why, just tell ‘em there’s gonna be a press conference later in the day..... There, problem solved. They guy claimed he went to two churches every morning when he was a kid: First he travelled to a Black church and prayed there. Then he came back to his own neighborhood and went to church there. Then and only then did he go to school. Such a fantasy tale, but he thought that would impress the audience with the notion that he got up really, really early every day of school to travel to a Black church and then his neighborhood church. Nobody corroborates this tall tale, but he can’t help himself. He creates tales, prefaced by snake oil saleman statements like “That’s the God’s honest truth.”
Well, there wouldda been a Press Conference but they couldn’t round up enough little girls to perk him up long enough keep him alert for one.
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Old Joe is completely gone and can only manage a press conference if it is scripted complete with cue cards giving the question, the answer and a picture of the reporter “asking” the questions.
If Trump mistakenly announced a major press conference, he’d simply hold one.
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