Count 31: Wore a pair of shoes with one lace untied on that date
Count 32: Wore a tie that didn’t match on that date.
Count 33: Hired a guy that ate at a Burger King six years ago.
Count 34: Used to drink Tang once in a while in the 80s.
Alvin Mugabe Bragg on now.
Well, the last one should be a felony.
Oh no...I still drink tang...
Show me the man and I’ll show you the crimes!
At least he wasn’t charged with wearing a leisure suit.
Left the cap off the toothpaste
Is he accused of having two scoops of ice cream, while serving other people only one?