I got an idea. Let's simultaneously go to war with Russia and China. Peace? How about a Piece of apple pie?
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To: JonPreston
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life...
2 posted on
04/03/2023 11:45:02 AM PDT by
TheWriterTX
(Trust not in earthly princes....!)
To: JonPreston
They’ll admit them anyway. Considering that not even demented trans-freaks are deferred, who else wouldn’t “qualify?”
3 posted on
04/03/2023 11:46:07 AM PDT by
fwdude
(Society has been fully polarized now, and you have to decide on which pole you want to be found.)
To: JonPreston
Hey, hey, all you vets out there... WE’RE ELITE! Always knew it. :)
To: JonPreston
Overweight only 11%? I guess lard ass Miley lowered standards. I see all kinds of lazy ass fat slobs - young, old and in between. Gluttony is a deadly sin. It leads to sloth and a lot worse.
5 posted on
04/03/2023 11:48:18 AM PDT by
ConservativeInPA
("How did you go bankrupt?" Bill asked. "Two ways," Mike said. "Gradually and then suddenly." )
To: JonPreston
Have never seen such a young boy get up from the floor so slowly. Sad.
7 posted on
04/03/2023 11:50:36 AM PDT by
MDLION
("Trust in the Lord with all your heart" -Proverbs 3:5)
To: JonPreston
Ironically, you’d have to be mentally ill or on drugs to join today’s military.
8 posted on
04/03/2023 11:51:38 AM PDT by
Rastus
To: JonPreston
9 posted on
04/03/2023 11:54:52 AM PDT by
willk
(Local news media. Just as dangerous as national media.i later)
To: JonPreston
Why not draft the invaders that cross our borders? Promise them citizenship after 6 years of service.
10 posted on
04/03/2023 11:55:08 AM PDT by
353FMG
(Secretly practicing my Putin swagger..)
To: JonPreston
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America needs cannon fodder too.
To: JonPreston
12 posted on
04/03/2023 11:55:42 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: JonPreston
Even if they weren’t all those things they still wouldn’t join. When you have a declining empire that’s likely to impulsively strike back against those attempting to challenge it you are putting yourself in harm’s way for no good reason. Besides most kids today are lazy spoiled pabby boys.
13 posted on
04/03/2023 11:56:00 AM PDT by
jimwatx
To: JonPreston
“77% of young Americans too fat, mentally ill, on drugs and more to join military, Pentagon study finds”
Fixed it- 77% of military leaders are too fat, mentally ill, corrupt, and hate their country for patriotic Americans to joint the military.
16 posted on
04/03/2023 11:59:32 AM PDT by
Brooklyn Attitude
(I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
To: JonPreston
Smoking dope didn't stop Uncle Sam from accepting draftees during the Vietnam War.
And as for being overweight, Uncle Sam has a program for that.
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17 posted on
04/03/2023 11:59:34 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: JonPreston
We’ve got millions of fit, military-aged males crossing the border every year. What’s the problem?
18 posted on
04/03/2023 12:00:31 PM PDT by
VanShuyten
("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals)
To: JonPreston
Yep, a lot of Freepers are falling for “the all of a sudden to fat” meme. This is CYA for th real reason for bad recruiting, the DOD went WOKE now now red blooded American kid wants to join.
19 posted on
04/03/2023 12:02:26 PM PDT by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: JonPreston
Deflection. Sure a lot of kids are fat, stupid, and stoned, but I would wager to bet that the real reason is that all the smart patriot kids and families are no longer willing to send risk their kid’s lives with Biden, Austin, Milley and their woke brigade.
That is the real issue.
21 posted on
04/03/2023 12:04:27 PM PDT by
Obadiah
To: JonPreston
A Pentagon study revealed that 77 percent of young Americans do not qualify for military service without a waiver due to being overweight, drug use, or mental or physical problems. In other words, young people are being brought up more like Hunter Biden in our skool system.
24 posted on
04/03/2023 12:08:45 PM PDT by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: JonPreston
Its up like 7% since I last heard this statistic
By 2030, we’ll all be too fat to join the army.
25 posted on
04/03/2023 12:09:21 PM PDT by
PGR88
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To: JonPreston
When did “too fat” become disqualifying? Don’t drill-sergeants fix that?
27 posted on
04/03/2023 12:13:27 PM PDT by
GAgal
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