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Oregon man charged after 'chasing pedestrians' with stolen forklift, police say
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| 03/29/23
| Chris Williams
Posted on 03/29/2023 6:44:59 PM PDT by chief lee runamok
PORTLAND, Ore. - A 31-year-old Oregon man has been arrested and charged after authorities said he chased pedestrians in downtown Portland with a stolen forklift.
The man was described as driving "erratically and chasing pedestrians."
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The perpetrator had good taste when borrowing a lift.
To: chief lee runamok
Was he originally from Florida?
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posted on
03/29/2023 6:46:13 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: chief lee runamok
To: Governor Dinwiddie
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posted on
03/29/2023 6:49:33 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: chief lee runamok
So if he wasn’t driving “erratically and chasing pedestrians.” it would be OK to chase pedestrians?
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posted on
03/29/2023 6:50:09 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: chief lee runamok
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posted on
03/29/2023 6:54:20 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America.)
To: chief lee runamok
Sometimes, you just gotta chase pedestrians with a stolen forklift.
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posted on
03/29/2023 6:56:08 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
(Whatever they're threatening, the vaxx is worse. Don't give in to coercion. )
To: chief lee runamok
Considering what’s become of Portland in the past 10 years I would think being chased by a forklift is no big deal.
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posted on
03/29/2023 6:56:21 PM PDT
by
BobL
To: chief lee runamok
The man Joffre M. Zalinski.
Did not get the billions in promised aid to Defend Portlandia made his desparate last stand with forlift, hatchet, and saw
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posted on
03/29/2023 6:57:08 PM PDT
by
algore
To: chief lee runamok
Wuz our own MIA humble gunner?
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posted on
03/29/2023 7:01:36 PM PDT
by
dennisw
To: Governor Dinwiddie
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posted on
03/29/2023 7:02:31 PM PDT
by
Nifster
( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
To: chief lee runamok
Sounds like a benny hill skit.
To: P.O.E.
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posted on
03/29/2023 7:07:27 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: chief lee runamok
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posted on
03/29/2023 7:14:17 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: chief lee runamok
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posted on
03/29/2023 7:15:00 PM PDT
by
musicman
(The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
To: chief lee runamok
Was this Portland pilferer wearing one of these gustatory utensil t-shirts during his erratic and reckless forklift forays?
To: chief lee runamok
At least he wasn’t lifting with his back.
To: SIDENET
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posted on
03/29/2023 7:23:51 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: chief lee runamok
It was Wednesday/Hump day, and most folks get good and liquored up at lunch... at least where I work, down on the piers.
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posted on
03/29/2023 7:43:37 PM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In the conflict between the stone and the stream, the stream will always prevail.)
To: chief lee runamok
One of my kids stole a forklift once. He worked for a construction company that went bankrupt. On the last day, he delivered some equipment to the yard, locked up and left. He decided to explore the dirt road by the yard. 3/4 of a mile down, he drove over a large patch of ice that turned out to be a sinkhole, this drowning his pickup. Dirt road towing was $500.
He returned to the yard and liberated a 4wd Forklift. He dragged his truck out of the sinkhole and down to the road. Little criminal.
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posted on
03/29/2023 7:45:25 PM PDT
by
cyclotic
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