Chris Christie says he’ll decide 2024 run in next 60 days

The hill ^ | 03/26/2023 | Stephen Neukam

[Mozzafiato]

The lack of awareness is amazing

[BigEdLB]

Phatt Mann has no clue how useless he has become

[RetiredArmy]

I am hoping this fat slob means he will run as a dimocrat, because he wasn’t much of a darn republican, OR at least what I think republicans should be. He certainly is a liberal’s liberal.

[SaveFerris]

LOL 😂😆

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

That’s 5 dozen doughnuts.

[R0CK3T]

Narcissist POS to the end for this one SMH

[nutmeg]

LOL! Who gives a flying fudge about Fatboy Christie??

[Reno89519]

Christie’s future was decided in 2016 when Trump trounced him. He really needs to move along into a new private-life career. Else, figure out if he wants to be a Democrat or a Republican.

[silent_jonny]

Why is this “Breaking News” worthy? Who cares what he does?

[csvset]

I think the poster is related to the fat man. They are the Chris Christie clearing house. If he farts, they post three stories about it.

[caww]

“Who Cares” was my first thought - but perhaps he finds it lucrative monetarily and other perks that go with running for office. Coffers do fill up in election seasons.

[rdl6989]

Worse than a Godzilla attack.

[tomkat]

I can’t imagine why you would have possibly considered this ‘Breaking News’.

[larrytown]

Chris Christie says he’ll decide 2024 run in next 60 days

Doesn't take 60 days - it'll be a pathetic failure, a complete non-start, failure-to-launch.

Look at all the time I saved him!

[dfwgator]

You’ll know if he’s running, if he starts losing weight.

[frnewsjunkie]

these politicians.. been around too long. we are changing gears. new blood, no more corrupted deep state.

[wattsgnu]

I think he should stick to walking. Maybe extend it to 20 minutes a day. But I don’t think he should run.

[xzins]

Rotflol!!!

I’m beset by thousands clamoring for the return of President Chris Christie. Yard signs, bumper stickers, lapel pins. I can turn nowhere without bumping into them!

[PTBAA]

Some people have gravitas, Christie has a gravitational field.

[frank ballenger]

Ha.

The downside is all of us will now have to put off all social engagements and vacations until the suspense is over and we see the announcement. Don’t want to miss it, like missing the Moon Landing. Where were you when Christie made the announcement?