[nickcarraway]

It's almost impressive she could steal this many chicken wings.

[heartwood]

Side hustle.

[RetiredTexasVet]

If she ate them all, she is one Whoopi sized gal.

[DaxtonBrown]

“It’s almost impressive she could steal this many chicken wings. “

Much less eat them.

[Mark]

It’s a profit motive!

[cableguymn]

1.5 million?

pifffttt

they made off with 250 million from Minnesota. (not chicken wings, cash money from a feed kids program)

[Beowulf9]

why are the amish so often corrupt. stealing from the poor, an impoverished Illinois school. wow.

[Saintgermain]

I am quite sure someone could trace to whom she sold those chicken wings, that shouldn’t be too difficult.

[The Unknown Republican]

I’m guessing she re-sold the wings to local BBQ joints and bars.

[moovova]

She’ll get out on a wing and a prayer.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

For the Black Privileged, attaining any position with a large bank account connected to it is the same thing as winning the lottery.

[katana]

Makes me think of Mr. Joyboy’s morbidly obese mom in the film “The Loved One” flipping channels to catch food commercials. “Ohhhh Gawwwd! Chicken!”

[frank ballenger]

This classic jazz album from the Blue Note era of Jimmy Smith could be the soundtrack. Gifted musician.

https://www.jazzmessengers.com/en/87830/jimmy-smith/back-at-the-chicken-shack-classic-vinyl-series

[Steve_Seattle]

The article fails to tell us what she did with the 11,000 cases of chicken wings. Presumably she would only be able to eat a small fraction of them herself, so what happened to them? If she sold them, who bought them?

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I believe that thievery is the main purpose of government in Harvey.

[ChildOfThe60s]

No mention of the two semis of watermelons that disappeared at the same time

[Verginius Rufus]

Alice Liddell, the daughter of the eminent British classical scholar Henry Liddell, was the namesake of Alice in Wonderland. I don't think Vera Liddell is related to her.