When a polar bear is trying to break into your cabin, it probably is not freindly.
1 posted on
01/04/2023 3:56:31 AM PST by
marktwain
To: marktwain
To: marktwain
We will not need to worry about this sort of thing shortly.
Global warming is rapidly killing off all of the polar beards.
Right? (Al Gore said so.)
/Sarc
Poor, poor, polar bears.
To: marktwain
He probably was just stopping over to borrow a cup of vodka.
4 posted on
01/04/2023 4:14:12 AM PST by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
To: marktwain
Paws up, don’t shoot!
I remember a taxidermied specimen from a museum in Alaska. Better than 10 feet tall.
6 posted on
01/04/2023 4:44:35 AM PST by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: marktwain
7 posted on
01/04/2023 4:54:16 AM PST by
blueplum
("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
To: marktwain
A 7.62 handgun? I didnt know there was a such. What is the other number that goes with the 7.62? I KNOW it couldnt be 64, like my old Reussian military rifle. It would tear your hand off!!
8 posted on
01/04/2023 5:24:20 AM PST by
weezel
To: marktwain
“When a polar bear is trying to break into your cabin, it probably is not freindly.”
The Bear was trying to open his box lunch.
10 posted on
01/04/2023 5:35:32 AM PST by
dljordan
To: marktwain
Poor bear was probably trying to get in out of the stifling heat.
To: marktwain
How were the polar bears using the weapons to stop the Russians?!
(according to the title)
17 posted on
01/04/2023 6:06:13 AM PST by
Bikkuri
(I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
To: marktwain
"Polar Bear Attack on Russians Stopped with Handgun and Rifles"
Just when you think you're winning, the bears up-gun on you:
18 posted on
01/04/2023 6:12:59 AM PST by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
To: marktwain
When he was about to open the door, he heard the bear snorting... Must have been some good Russian crack!
22 posted on
01/04/2023 6:20:36 AM PST by
COBOL2Java
(Gun laws empower criminals. Guns empower the people.)
To: marktwain
Around 1PM Alek and Boris woke up from banging on the door.
"Candygram."
25 posted on
01/04/2023 8:08:28 AM PST by
MikelTackNailer
(Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
To: marktwain
Where is that video of the Russians feeding the polar bear from the dock and petting its head I think someone posted that here before Russians are weird about their bears of course European brown bears are not nearly as aggressive or ferocious as the American grizzly
The grizzly is like a pitbull always ready to go and I like pit bulls before anyone gets started
I’ve owned several and southern ABDs which are similar but bigger
29 posted on
01/04/2023 10:31:58 PM PST by
wardaddy
(Truth is treason in the Empire of liars)
To: marktwain
30 posted on
01/04/2023 10:40:09 PM PST by
wardaddy
(Truth is treason in the Empire of liars)
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