Posted on 12/28/2022 2:49:53 AM PST by lump in the melting pot
Russian soldiers called up to fight in Ukraine will be able to store their frozen sperm in a cryobank for free, according to a leading Russian lawyer.
Russian Union of Lawyers head Igor Trunov told state news agency Tass the health ministry had responded to his appeal for a free cryobank, and changes to compulsory medical insurance.
Russia mobilised 300,000 reservists after a string of setbacks in Ukraine.
(Excerpt) Read more at bbc.com ...
Also, how many Russian women would want to raise children without the fathers help or financial support?
LOL, no room at the Russian sperm banks
Ve haff a vinner!
Another side benefit! Family has some remains to bury, when mobik disappears without a trace in Ukraine. Maybe they can use it to get the Lada...
The Germans did the same thing while in Russia during WWII. Of course, the body served as the storage container.
“I knew I could count on you to bring in some completely irrelevant side topic to deflect from the obvious clusterfuck this war has become for russia.”
Fine, feel free to ignore my posts then.
They don’t call it a mess kit fer nuthin’.
In coming days, not just the sperm of Russian soldiers is going to be frozen. The mobilized cannon fodder now in trenches at the front will be frozen as whole bodies.
Since there are no officers to check them, they will remain in place in their trenches viewed only by the ubiquitous Ukranian drones
I heard they ran out of Ladas...
Yeah but their frozen genitals are going to melt in the spring.
Production numbers across Russia’s vast, mostly state-owned military industrial complex remain elusive, but based on how Russia’s stockpiles were created specifically for large-scale, intense, and protracted military conflict and how Russia’s military has likewise been configured to conduct such military conflict, it is highly likely extensive preparations were also made years in advance for Russia’s military industrial complex to produce what is necessary for such military conflict.
Only time will tell just how prepared Russia was and is to sustain combat operations against the combined resources of the US and its NATO allies. What is certain is that Ukraine’s fall offensives have ground to a halt while Russian forces are now once again inching across the battlefield.
It is worth mentioning that General Zaluzhny during his Economist interview would say:
I get what I get, but it is less than what I need. It is not yet time to appeal to Ukrainian soldiers in the way that Mannerheim appealed to Finnish soldiers. We can and should take a lot more territory.
General Zaluzhny may not think it’s time to appeal to Ukrainian troops regarding their surrender to Russia as Mannerheim did to Finnish soldiers while capitulating to the Soviet Union, in the hopes that the West will provide what Zaluzhny thinks he needs to win, but it is clear that the West neither has what he needs to win, nor is making any serious preparations to acquire it.
The only hope – it appears – rests with the notion that Russia will run out of weapons and ammunition before Ukraine’s dwindling supplies are finally exhausted. It is a hope that is shaken each time a new Russian cruise missile or drone strikes Ukrainian infrastructure across the country, or each time a brand new T-90 main battle tank rumbles into the Donbass region.
Sounds like the russians have decided on large-scale stockpiling of vatnik genetic material. Because for sure the donors ain’t coming back from Ukraine, at least not in any mental or physical condition that russian women will be willing to marry.
Russians wash their balls with ice water.
LOLOL!!! oooohhh sh!t...
Yep, it's "standing room, only!"
Regards,
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