Posted on 12/28/2022 2:49:53 AM PST by lump in the melting pot
Russian soldiers called up to fight in Ukraine will be able to store their frozen sperm in a cryobank for free, according to a leading Russian lawyer.
Russian Union of Lawyers head Igor Trunov told state news agency Tass the health ministry had responded to his appeal for a free cryobank, and changes to compulsory medical insurance.
Russia mobilised 300,000 reservists after a string of setbacks in Ukraine.
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Rooskies will screw up this one too.
Next Headline of propaganda:
“Russian women lineup for rations of Russian preserved sperm!”
I hope that Cryobank has a couple of generators fixed up and ready to go in case of power outages. There should be regular maintenance checks going on.
Nothing sends a message of “you ain’t coming back, pal” like this does.
Time to invest in turkey basters!
‘regular maintenance’ 🤣, that’s funny! Generators were already sold off for vodka and cigarettes
They might be able to freeze the sperm that are still in their testes, if the winter gets cold enough.
In all seriousness, this may prove to be a good forensic resource for prosecuting all of the rapes and other sex crimes committed by russian aggressors in Ukraine.
“Russian troops ‘able to freeze sperm for free’”
No doubt millions of young American men wish they could have done the same, at least before they (forcefully) got the jab.
They are just raising the alarm on how bad this “Special Military Operation” is going for them on the long-term prospects for the Russian people. When this disaster is over what’ll happen is that millions of Russia women will find love with foreigner men due to (a) the smaller supply of Russia men, (b) the worsened economics of Russia. There was already a huge demographic disaster facing Russia. Its getting worse the longer Putin keeps this thing going. What good will these new provinces of his for Russia be if their population implodes? The Russians are quite racist so they won’t want to bring in Africans, Asians, and Middle Easterners.
Saving sperm of the soldiers only helps the individual soldiers’ morale. It doesn’t take that many liters of sperm to produce a million Russian babies. Most of the Russian women won’t want the sperm of the guys getting killed as they are conscript soldiers who frankly weren’t as wise as the most intelligent/talented Russian young men who knew to get the hell out of Russia as soon as possible once they saw their country descend into this hell Putin has brought upon them.
I knew I could count on you to bring in some completely irrelevant side topic to deflect from the obvious clusterfuck this war has become for russia.
In WW2 the troops left their future children in their wives and girlfriends
That’s a good point!
I was just thinking that it would be a good way to identify the remains.
The jokes write themselves.
It’s going to get frozen in Ukraine anyway.
“Beck ven ve ver fighting de Ookrain, I vus sent to gulag before I vus even born!”
Troops, present arms.
And Mr Slinky!
Fire!
Oooh! Guden!
That’s what I was thinking. They don’t expect them back.
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