Posted on 12/15/2022 7:35:37 AM PST by SeekAndFind
Years ago, when I got off work, I went to this little restaurant in town. It was short on ambiance, but there were plenty of regulars. The wings were great and it had several beers on tap from what was then a smaller brewery in Utah. I used to go and get a plate of wings and a pale ale and watch “Pardon the Interruption” on ESPN. Yes, this was back in the days when ESPN did not suck. Oh, the memories.
The joint was managed by two lesbians. I think they went on to start a restaurant of their own. One day, during the usual bar talk, one of them made the old joke, “So Lincoln, are you like all the rest of the guys around town? Are you a lesbian trapped in a man’s body?” I said, “No, I’m just a regular old straight dude.” They laughed, I laughed, everyone around us laughed and I had another pint.
If only that scenario were to occur today. I could have stood up on the bar and proudly exclaimed “YES! YES! I AM a lesbian! Where is my membership card? When’s the next meeting? Should I bring a relish tray?”
Yes, indeed, my fellow gents, we live in a glorious age in which straight men can now declare themselves to be lesbians and pursue the same kind of relationships for which they would be looking anyway. And woe, woe I say, to any person who has the temerity to suggest otherwise. And that includes lesbians. So, heads up, lesbians. If you aren’t on board with men embracing their Sapphic side, you’d better get a ticket for that ship soon, lest you end up like Norway’s Tonje Gjevjon.
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Most people don’t like it.
All those little states confuse me.
I still recall getting shellacked in world geography back home on US states at about age 13 due to the US northeast.
My mom whipped the crud out of me.
I probably don’t agree with the “Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists” on much, but I do agree with them that a man who had his johnson chopped off isn’t a woman.
And those silly little girls just stand there next to him, grinning like idiots.
#Repeal19.
I know he is Miss Greater.... but he looks like the judges were either blind, or stupid or both. I think Miss Portsmouth’s Teen should’ve won.
Maybe it’s “Miss Greater Waistline.”
Maybe he entered a Womenless Beauty Pageant. 🤓
I was once a lesbian trapped in a male body.
That was a big song at one point, though I doubt it played on the radio.
Now any man can be a lesbian, and I really don't care.
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