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Florida women sues Kraft Heinz for millions because mac and cheese took longer than 3.5 minutes to cook: 'It takes far longer'
The Blaze ^
| November 28, 2022
| Chris Enloe
Posted on 11/29/2022 7:39:03 AM PST by Twotone
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:39:03 AM PST
by
Twotone
To: Twotone
Just ridiculous. They need to hold the lawyers willing to bring such BS cases to court accountable. But that would cross one of the Democrats main constituencies.
To: Twotone
I thought if anything she should sue them for their macaroni that tastes like plastic.
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:41:39 AM PST
by
ssfromla
To: Twotone
The lawyer who filed this should be disbarred and jailed.
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:43:48 AM PST
by
Islander7
(There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
To: Twotone
I love how it’s because the poison wasn’t ready in 3.5 minutes and not the fact that it is poison to begin with.
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:44:42 AM PST
by
bak3r
To: Twotone
She deserves a swift kick in the arse, her lawyer(s) a public flogging.
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:45:17 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: Twotone
Depends on the microwave/stovetop. What an idiot. Why does it even matter.
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:45:24 AM PST
by
madison10
(I need new conspiracy theories, my old ones became true.)
To: Twotone
She should try it above 5,000 ft altitude. 🫕
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:45:41 AM PST
by
rktman
(Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
To: Twotone
Get a bigger microwave. 1500 watt version.
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:46:06 AM PST
by
fretzer
To: Islander7
I dont blame the lawyers, I blame the JUDGE who didn’t throw this out immediately.
To: Twotone
This has to be thrown out. If it takes longer than the sign says to get to the exit?
To: Twotone
You know, with the right jury . . .
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:49:04 AM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
To: rktman
I tried cooking macaroni over a campfire. macaroni ala goop. lol,
makes you appreciate a stove.
To: Twotone
CAVEAT STUPOR
To: ssfromla
macaroni that tastes like plastic.
If the lawyers had it tested they would probably find out that it really is Plastic
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:51:19 AM PST
by
eyeamok
(founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
To: mikey_hates_everything
Hey, it’s Portland. If somebody hasn’t sued over that already, it won’t be long.
To: Twotone
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:53:04 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Twotone
And THIS is the reason that LOSER PAYS should be the law of the land. The shady lawyers assume that the defendants will settle…. and they’re probably right.
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:53:11 AM PST
by
House Atreides
(I’m now ULTRA-MAGA-PRO-MAX.)
How much you wanna bet that she wins the case?
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:53:29 AM PST
by
dsrtsage
( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
To: Twotone
What was her big hurry? Was she expected in a Joint Chiefs meeting or something? Having a bite before starting some heart transplant surgery? No, I think she was after the ghetto lottery.
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posted on
11/29/2022 7:54:44 AM PST
by
EinNYC
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