Will Loving Bear Puffy — the man-sized teddy being sold to lonely hearts as a boyfriend substitute — make my single life bearable? He won’t snore, hog the duvet or talk back, writes IRAM RAMZAN

Daily Mail ^ | November 1, 2022 | Iram Ramzam

[P.O.E.]

ROFL!

[GingisK]

Our civilization is in the “end game” of collapse. The cycle repeats every few thousand years.

[GranTorino]

Better then suicide I guess.

[mund1011]

i see the designer gave the bear a little head.
And what’s wrong with a little head?

(think before you answer)

++++++++++++++++

That will require the strap-on

[bert]

This is the male doll counterpart, in silicone

[SamAdams76]

I don't get how the bear head can be attractive to women. Why not put on a human head resembling that of a movie star like Tom Cruise or maybe one of The Beatles or something. Or just some generic head of a human man. The bear head just takes the already creepy man-sized doll to a creepier level.

By the way, I think the sex dolls made for men are just as creepy and degrading.

When I was younger, there was never a problem finding opposite sex partners in real life situations. Now everybody is buried in their phones texting each other.

We live in strange times.

[Hammerhead]

Just buy a realdoll for 5k lady.

[Hammerhead]

I bet she is a real animal in bed.

All she needs are snacks and cuddles.

[OSHA]

constantly swiping left or right on match after match

Looking for a relationship based on what will fit on a 5x5 screen? Makes you wonder how many left swipes might have made a wonderful mate.

[V K Lee]

So, we now have our sex dolls and our non-sex dolls.
Giving the public options.

[antidemoncrat]

“He won’t snore, hog the duvet or talk back, writes IRAM RAMZAN” but will it protect her when someone tries to break into her home?

[Georgia Girl 2]

Its certainly no substitute for vodka. 😆

[W.]

What, no fart? Oh, right, after sammich...

[oldasrocks]

Heater? With the added feature it will fart on command. Imagine what bear farts smell like?

[CatHerd]

I dunno, maybe you’re being too picky. The third one on the second row is kinda cute. Bad case of red eye, but with a little Visine ...

Seriously, that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.

[Jeff Chandler]

Ramzam . . . are they the group that produced “Black Betty”?

[ridesthemiles]

WHICH ONE???

[ridesthemiles]

NO-—BUT MY DOGS DO...

[bray]

What every man hating shrew can’t live without.

[TribalPrincess2U]

YUK!
Men have a better version of female and maybe a ‘hema’ version, also.