Make it global pay per view and you'd probably make enough money to solve world hunger as an added benefit.
Throw in True-dolt on XiJinBiden’s side.
I think that Putin would quickly destroy XiJinBiden, but True-dolt? Not so much. This is NOT because True-dolt is tougher than Putin, but because Putin couldn’t catch the little bass-turd! The little bass-turd would be running away so fast, the heat from friction would MELT THE CAGE!