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Beto O’Rourke Hospitalized In Texas, Cancels Campaign Events (More on the moron)
dailycaller.com ^ | 8/29/2022 1105 hrs edt | ARJUN SINGH

Posted on 08/29/2022 9:59:18 AM PDT by rktman

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To: rktman

While I definitely don’t want him to be elected to the governorship of Texas, I do wish him a speedy recovery.


61 posted on 08/29/2022 10:57:06 AM PDT by Texan Tory (Laissez rouler les bons temps!)
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To: Parley Baer

Likely got his car keys stuck deep up inside his rectum.


62 posted on 08/29/2022 10:57:31 AM PDT by Radix
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To: rktman

General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna’s Revenge. Stay away from the “food trucks.”


63 posted on 08/29/2022 11:00:13 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I always thought a Merry Garland was a Christmas tree decoration.)
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To: nascarnation

No. Soda bread and whisky


64 posted on 08/29/2022 11:01:51 AM PDT by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: Parley Baer

Sniffer disease? (Personally, I like yours.)


65 posted on 08/29/2022 11:02:00 AM PDT by depressed in 06
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To: SamAdams76

LOL - I knew you’d have it. Thanks.


66 posted on 08/29/2022 11:02:22 AM PDT by GOPJ (Merrick's Garland's DOJ & FBI are being renamed "Lavrentiy Beria Society' in honor of Joseph Stalin.)
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To: rktman

Is he also a homosexual?


67 posted on 08/29/2022 11:17:35 AM PDT by LibertyWoman (America, the Handwriting is on the Wall. )
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To: rktman

Syphilis? Gonorrhea? Chlamydia?


68 posted on 08/29/2022 11:19:42 AM PDT by Bubba_Leroy (Dementia Joe is Not My President)
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To: Bubba_Leroy

It started as stupidia...


69 posted on 08/29/2022 11:20:36 AM PDT by nascarnation (Let's Go Brandon!)
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To: rktman

Vaginal yeast infection…


70 posted on 08/29/2022 11:26:44 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything. )
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To: Sarah Barracuda

I exxpect willl see a photo of him in a hospital room soon. He likes that kind of attention.


71 posted on 08/29/2022 11:28:31 AM PDT by caww (O death, when you seized my Lord, you lost your grip on me......Augustine)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

That’s likely little Peter booteejudge. 😎✌


72 posted on 08/29/2022 11:29:07 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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To: nascarnation

lol


73 posted on 08/29/2022 11:42:19 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: SamAdams76

That face plant may have hurt Beto, but the good belly laugh it gave me added 5 happy years to my life!


74 posted on 08/29/2022 11:43:53 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: rktman

Prolapsed anus with monkeypox complications?


75 posted on 08/29/2022 11:46:06 AM PDT by WMarshal (Neocons and leftards are the same species of vicious rat.)
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To: Parley Baer

Monkey Pox?
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If we don’t see any pictures of him for a couple of weeks or so we will know why. The pox is the scarlet letter. of today.


76 posted on 08/29/2022 11:48:55 AM PDT by iontheball
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To: rktman

And Beto said, Doc it’s only a scratch. And I’ll be better. I’ll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able.


78 posted on 08/29/2022 12:29:01 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: BenLurkin

Socialist Butt-Bleed.


79 posted on 08/29/2022 12:30:24 PM PDT by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie. )
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To: Seruzawa

Hopefully he will open the Gideon’s Bibe and start reading at page one.

(Okay yes, I’m mixing in Locomotive Breath.)


80 posted on 08/29/2022 12:36:03 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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