If you’re an average looking Joe in the military and suddenly hot girls with accents are hitting on you instead of the other way around, it ain’t your cologne.

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She had a picture in a…COTILLION DRESS!!!
Oh, how they should have all been triggered!
After careful analysis of the pictures she’s better than average looking, but I’m certain she is very well trained in certain…..skills.
When is the firing squad? Will there be pay per view?
They should have used fat ugly women and they would probably still be in business;)
Whats wrong with you people!
The way this should go is that she meets a super stud from FBI counter espionage who wrestles her orgasm wracked body into a shower and converts her to double agency!
Oh.............I forgot. The FBI Counter Espionage Team is too busy sniffing Melania’s illegally confiscated underwear.
Now a pair of her earrings will go for a healthy price. She will somehow come out on top by telling Joe Biden all her secrets.
Lets sick her on Adam Schiff.