Posted on 08/24/2022 7:03:06 AM PDT by devane617
A St. Petersburg man was arrested after exposing himself at a Taco Bell late Saturday night, according to police.
The St. Petersburg Police Department said Christopher Ver-Straten, 33, crawled through the drive-thru window of a Taco Bell located on 4th Street North, all while completely nude.
Police said the suspect then began lying on the kitchen floor, refusing to leave.
Ver-Straten was arrested shortly after on a charge of exposure of sexual organs.
(Excerpt) Read more at mypanhandle.com ...
“Could I get another salt packet? ... Uhh, no, bath salts!”
Somebody has been watching too many “reality” shows and TV commercials lately.
We had a streaker outside a Nashville high school yesterday
The Karens were plussed
Why are these people always in my age demo (40s - 50s)? I mean, I’m not married or spoken for, either, but I’m not taking it out on the world.
yo quiero taco bell?
They are going to have to clean that kitchen, THOROUGHLY!
He crawled thru the window...and dragged his dangler across the window counter?
Was he MonkeyPox positive?
He was having a Big Mac attack.
Somehow I found it funny that the story was covered by “My Panhandle”.
This is only a C for Florida man stories. He’s supposed to be making himself a Meximelt that is no longer on the menu, or trying to serve customers or something. The lady who crawled through in an evening gown was far more interesting. This is merely derivative.
He has potential though.
***a charge of exposure of sexual organs.***
Squirt some Blis-To-Sol on them and he will move—FAST!
I’m pretty sure it was nothing more than method acting, and that he was portraying himself as a crocodile. Ignorant people just do not appreciate true acting anymore and totally miss the relevance this holds in society. /sarcasm 🙂
Or some Taco Bell hot sauce.
He heard the were “liken’ it” at McDonalds.
A good story but not a great one. Now the guy that threw a 6 ft alligator through Wendy’s drive thru window is a great story.
UUUh, no one had the presence of mind to douse him in hot sauce?
HOW BIG was that man???
LOL.. don’t recall but his mom said he had issues.
That Meth’s not gonna do itself . . .
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