[JonPreston]

and then finally normal conservatives

That right there is funny. The last I looked, there are app. 20 varieties of conservative, so unless you specify what a "normal conservative" is I'm going to have to push your comment to the side and wait until you clear things up.

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

That right there is funny. The last I looked, there are app. 20 varieties of conservative

I think on some level you know you are perverse and abnormal in your thinking, hence you refuse to believe in the existence of normality. It's a coping mechanism.