[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

That right there is funny. The last I looked, there are app. 20 varieties of conservative

I think on some level you know you are perverse and abnormal in your thinking, hence you refuse to believe in the existence of normality. It's a coping mechanism.

[JonPreston]

Tell us again about “normal conservatives” and why on earth would a warmonger like you consider yourself one?