Well, he's far less dangerous than the Jan. 6-ers who took selfies in the capitol after the capitol police ushered them in. They're being held without bail.
This guy only killed someone.
Posted on 06/28/2022 7:17:32 AM PDT by Bon of Babble
A New York man dubbed the 'duck sauce killer' after allegedly killing his Chinese food delivery man has been released from jail Monday after he posted $500,000 bail.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Well, he's far less dangerous than the Jan. 6-ers who took selfies in the capitol after the capitol police ushered them in. They're being held without bail.
This guy only killed someone.
Well, at least it wasn’t mayonnaise.
Why would he shoot a dead Chinese food delivery driver?
Is it a crime to shoot a dead delivery person? Hard to keep up.
That turned out to be expensive duck sauce.
I guess he got it to go?
The shot the Chinese food.
Hirsch has nine prior arrests and while he has been in custody, a police search was conducted at the home of his wife, who he doesn’t live with, during which eight guns were recovered.
Over at Hirsch’s Briarwood home, cops discovered his refrigerator packed with sweet and sour duck sauce.
‘His whole refrigerator was filled with duck sauce,’ a police source told the New York Daily News. ‘And other condiments.’
Even worse.
#NewYorkStateofAnarchy...
I know, we have to shake our heads in disgust. It’s ugly out there. Somebody gets killed over a dispute over mayonnaise, someone else killed over the duck sauce issue. Some people are just (%^*^$) in the head, to have such a low frustration tolerance over such minor matters, that they would shoot somebody.
Both will have many years in prison to ponder their life changing bad decisions.
I’m confused. Was the driver dead, or was he delivering dead Chinese food?
I wonder if members of the friendly neighborhood tong or whatever they go by now made a delivery?
A psycho who was involved in previous incidents — at this same restaurant — and threatened people there with a weapon, finally pulled the trigger. Another triumph of the criminal justice system.
Not sure if it’s the Brit. English, or terrible journalism (probably both)...
Why would he shoot a dead Chinese food delivery driver?
That is answered in the headline as well if you are trained in Rabbinical Exegesis:\
Dead people can’t duck.
And apparently, following the logic of Billy Crystal who was from New York, he was only mostly dead, (at which point you can’t duck) but perhaps not all dead (only then are allowed to go through pockets for loose change) and if you are mostly dead you can still be either too saucy or not saucy enough, which seems to have been the problem. After the sauce problem was resolved, their also was no need for change.
Is this the same guy as the “Hold the mayo” killer?
‘His whole refrigerator was filled with duck sauce,’ a police source told the New York Daily News. ‘And other condiments.’
I’m thankful some people bother to read the drivel that passes for articles, though in fairness, the source needs to figure out which one it was.
Being filled entirely with duck sauce is a level of weirdness beyond having only condiments.
OJ Defense, will look for real killer.
'Our position is that he's not the guy who did this, that that person is still out there,' he added. 'And we're going to try and find that person as much as anybody else.'
It’s obvious what we need is commonsense duck sauce legislation...
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