Posted on 06/19/2022 7:33:45 PM PDT by Rummyfan
ss on Father’s Day Weekend 'This is my truth: I hate being Joe Biden's bicycle'
First of all, I want to thank the Washington Free Beacon for reaching out. It was the only respectable media outlet to express concern and show any interest in telling my side of the story. It is a story the American public deserves to hear.
The incident that took place on June 18, 2022 in Rehoboth Beach was no accident. I accept full responsibility for my role in deliberately causing President Joe Biden to bust his elderly ass on the pavement in front of a gawking mob. My actions, which I do not regret, were motivated by years of festering resentment and an overwhelming sense of moral outrage. I took the geezer down to send a message.
This is my truth: I hate being Joe Biden's bicycle. I am routinely forced to provide Sleepy Joe with conveyance, exercise, and entertainment during his many vacations. In return I am subjected to hours upon hours of deranged, incomprehensible anecdotes about the Suez Crisis or the Cuyahoga River fires or the trucker strike of 1973-4. His brain is as warped and rusted as my crankset.
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Let’s Go Brandon!!!
Too funny!
My best laugh in weeks.
Too funny, tootrue.
If SUV’s can drive themselves into crowds, certainly a bicycle can take a dump.
That depends...
He’ s all that and more...
Didnt he say was champ racer in Tour de
France and got a trophy? come on man,
or was it his cattle rustling when
he was out in the mid- west and
ran out of fuel in the big rig trucks
that he drove all across the United
States.
He turned the trophy in and gave it
to the 2nd place guy...because he had
too many trophies lining the walls of
of his basement self.
Mensa trophies line those walls, too
Donald Trump takes out Biden riding bike
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1538184496062812163/pu/vid/480x270/KPGcbbH_Ue3fjtw-.mp4?tag=12
WFB usually means “William F. Buckley”. I thought he came back from the dead for a minute.
GMTA
NJR is probably better off not being recognized by Pee Paw.
He didn’t fall off you. He’d stopped. He fell off his feet.
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