We didn’t invade Ukraine,”
Wow.
Don’t worry. Someone will come along to get your mind right
on that shortly.
“:^)
It’s true comrade. You see, we found this map in the Kremlin archives, which show that the borders of the Ukraine are here...
... and as you can see, our army is over here, on the other side of this line. So in fact, it seems the Ukraine has invaded Russia, and we just didn’t notice because they changed all the maps!