The Surgeon General has determined that it improves your children’s chances of not dying a violent death before the age of 30 by 87% if you don’t name them from a handful of Scrabble tiles thrown onto the kitchen floor.
Bill Cosby once said something like that and was roundly roasted by the left. As one would suspect what he said was totally reasonable and I’m paraphrasing “... if you want your kid to be successful in the USA, name them an American name. If you want them to successful in Africa, give them an African name.”