Posted on 03/24/2022 1:45:13 AM PDT by Jess Kitting
Daily Wire god-king Jeremy Boreing lays out a new battle plan for victory over woke corporate America, starting with Harry’s Razors.
See anti-woke commercial here:
Jeremy's Razors: The Greatest Commercial ever
(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...
Warning: Not for the faint at heart.
“Stop giving your money to woke corporations that hate you.”
I preordered the kit with a 3 month blade subscription yesterday. I had been a Harry’s user until the Michael Knowles issue. I was an early subscriber to Harry’s, so when I canceled I mentioned that and gave them a piece of my mind about wokesterism and that’s why I was finished. The cowards never responded back.
Here’s the note I got from Jeremy’s Razors after I submitted my order.
“ The god-king thanks you for your patronage in the fight against a common enemy: woke, corporate America.
Soon, you’ll be raising a blade to the hypocrisy of companies that hate everything about you, yet gladly take your money.
Your new Jeremy’s Razor - which pivots but never caves - is being forged as we speak and will be delivered in due course. For now, remain steadfast.
To our existing Daily Wire members, we extend an extra doff of the hat.
To the as of yet uninitiated, the god-king invites you to accept an honored place amongst friends with 20% off your Daily Wire membership. Simply use code iHateHarrys at dailywire.com/subscribe.
Follow Jeremy’s Razors for upcoming announcements and battle charges. Meanwhile, enlist your friends to join Jeremy’s Razors in the good fight.
god-king-speed.”
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
I loved the over-the-top imagery in the commercial...love it!
The whole thing with Gillette drove me to write a letter to the CEO, it irritated me that much.
I still have a couple of packs of Gillette razors, because I paid a lot of money for them, so I am using them up, but...will never ever buy another product from them.
Never.
And that is fine, because they want it that way.
But I was in a quandary-who to buy razors from. I have struggled my whole life with my beard, ingrown hairs, etc. and the combination of the Gillette razors, Aveeno shaving cream, ending with Dial antiseptic soap is the only combination that has worked for me.
I was going to buy Harry’s Razors, then their wokeness bubbled to the surface.
I saw this, and someone said it wasn’t a real product, which disappointed me. But...as you have shown...it is!
There’s another video of Jeremy Boering introducing Jeremy’s Razors without the theatrics saying exactly what you want to hear from a company.
I have 40 Harry’s blades (5 packages) and 2 handles, they’re called Truman razors, that I cannot decide what to do with. I’ve been using disposable ones since I quit Harry’s.
I’ve thought about giving them to family, they may like them and start ordering from Harry’s, no can’t have that. Then I thought give them to a shelter…maybe. I also considered setting them ablaze, like Jeremy in the commercial, and send the video to Harry’s, they would probably consider it a victory since an evil conservative destroyed something I shouldn’t have had in their minds anyway.
Any suggestions?
Don’t have the faintest idea of what y’all are discussing but I do know that it makes me glad I never watch TV.
I liked the theatrics...:) Made me grin, and in these times, that has value.
I know what you mean-I considered throwing my Gillette blades out, but...those things were damned expensive when I bought them.
If you have another product lined up or are using it, I would destroy them. Me, I can’t use the cheap ones sold in a packet (I tried with bad effect) but if I did have another product onboard, I would absolutely do something with them other than shave with them.
I am going to check this product out...
I don’t watch television, but I was aware that Gillette decided to insult and denounce publicly as a matter of worldwide marketing, it’s core constituency-men.
Toxic Masculinity, painted all males with a broad brush. It infuriated me, since I had purchased a lot of their product, and they did that. A woman took over their marketing, you can guess.
Same with Harry’s Razors.
That is what this all springs from.
Well, if you’ve ever had a lady use one of your shaving razors - assuming you are a man but if you aren’t: SORRY!! - then you will know that most women expect a lot from even a cheap razor, but most men can get by with a dull pair of scissors if they have to.
All joking aside, thanks for the explanation. I don’t know how these advertisers can keep insulting males, esp American males, to the degree they do and expect to stay in business.
“I can’t say I love you. But I don’t mean you any specific harm.”
Good enough for me.
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Burn ‘em
LOL...I have had problems shaving since I was a teenager, I have the oily skin, curly beard (like black guys have) and a propensity to get what are called “shaving bumps” which are infected follicles and ingrown hairs.
When I was a young man in the USN, the black guys used a facial depilatory which smelled like sulfur. You had to mix the powder with water to make a paste, use a spatula (like a butter knife) to smear it on, wait exactly five minutes, then use the spatula to scrape it off. It stunk to high heaven, and if you mis-timed it, you could get chemical burns on your face...which I painfully did on more than one occasion. I hated the stuff, but it resulted in a less-mangled face, so I used it. I purchased a whole case of it, which sat in my closet for years before I recently threw it out.
I usually only shaved once every week or two, so as a result, I looked rather scruffy before scruffy beard stubble became an “in” thing. I work in a job where I wear a tie and good clothes, so it was a bit of a discrepant look for me.
My boss, an Indian woman physician who had been a Bird Colonel in the Army, said to me one day: “Why don’t you shave every day? Your unshaven face detracts from your normally smart appearance.” (It wasn’t meant as an insult-it was former military to former military and she could see from my dress and comportment that I was trying to look sharp, so...I didn’t take it as an insult.)
I explained the problem and she said simply “After you shave, use liquid antiseptic soap like Dial.”
I thought “Really? That’s it?” Well, I tried it, and it improved my face by about 80%, and the rest by using the right razors and shaving cream. I experimented with different ones over the course of a few decades, and settled on Aveeno and Gillette razors which let me shave 3 or 4 times a week if I wished.
It kind of pissed me off-my whole life I was miserable and struggled with it, and one sentence from this woman pretty much fixed it! (she no doubt dealt with a lot of black guys in her command who must have had the same problem) Why didn’t anyone else tell me that?
I'm good for the rest of my life.
Regarding your question, I don’t know, but a lot of guys are really stubborn when you try to give them advice. I knew a guy who developed a terrible scalp problem because he REFUSED - outright refused - to use shampoo. He used hand soap on every part of him, including his hair. (Note: Dial soap may be good for your face-shaving problems, but don’t ever try it on your hair! No, do not!)
He developed a scalp condition so bad he eventually had to see a doctor. Me telling him to use shampoo (for years) didn’t work. After he saw a doctor, who gave him a special, expensive shampoo, however....
As for the rest of your post, what a great story! LOL!!!
And: You’re a guy: When you see another guy making an easily-remedied error like that, that detracts from his overall status among the group, are you going to correct him?
That’s why nobody said anything to you!
Try using Dial antiseptic bar soap to shave with, it will lather up and give you a better shave than any canned shave cream.
It’s cheaper too, I use those small used bars of soap to shave.
Ditto
Yes...I can be stubborn as all get out, it is a personal fault. When I can, I try to use it to my advantage in work, so it helps me never ever ever ever ever give up on something until people have to pull me off!
But you are right...men can be stubborn cusses. Our wives well know that. Of course, they can too...:)
I may give that a try...thank you!
Ditto.
LOL!!!!
And thank you for your service, btw. *tries to salute* *accidentally pokes self in eye*
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